I just had an Christmas epiphany!

neosapien

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Did the an piss you off?

I just got real high and figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I'm all in with this school thing and I'm going to continue on from my associates and get my bachelors. Then get a tefl certificate, then move to China and teach English for a few years. Then just keep moving to warmer and warmer and freer and freer countries teaching English until I die.
 
Did the an piss you off?

I just got real high and figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I'm all in with this school thing and I'm going to continue on from my associates and get my bachelors. Then get a tefl certificate, then move to China and teach English for a few years. Then just keep moving to warmer and warmer and freer and freer countries teaching English until I die.
Think of the hordes of diverse cultures of women you'll be able to cajole nudie pics out of; fucking brilliant!
 
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is it just me or does it look like that tiki is about to chew a hole in that bikini top?
 
Did the an piss you off?

I just got real high and figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I'm all in with this school thing and I'm going to continue on from my associates and get my bachelors. Then get a tefl certificate, then move to China and teach English for a few years. Then just keep moving to warmer and warmer and freer and freer countries teaching English until I die.

May you find yourself in front of the best classes of high achieving and engaging students!

 
Did the an piss you off?

I just got real high and figured out what I want to be when I grow up. I'm all in with this school thing and I'm going to continue on from my associates and get my bachelors. Then get a tefl certificate, then move to China and teach English for a few years. Then just keep moving to warmer and warmer and freer and freer countries teaching English until I die.
With your sleigh of grammatical gifts, you'll be revered as Santa Clause.
 
a couple of local kids got their arses thrown in jail over there for teaching with the wrong paperwork.

Yeah, you need a "Z" visa and the only way to obtain one is with a bachelors. Doesn't matter what discipline. A lot of people go on a tourist "L" or a work "M" and teach, but yes they are illegal and you'll be thrown in jail for a few days then possibly deported. I currently have a 10 year "Q2" visa. Which is the new short term family reunion visa. I can go as many times as I want in 10 years but can only stay 4 months at a time and can't work. I can apply for a "Q1" visa, long term family reunion and then get temporary residence and renew every year but I still can't work. There's a small hope that they'll change the visas again for spouses but I'm not holding my breath. So a bachelors is the surest, safest route.
 
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