There was a recall on those butt plugs, they tend to lock up on the fastest speed causing prolapse anorectal tissue, or 'Pink Sock'. Bring in to your local dealer for repair/replacement (and cleaning, yuck) immediately...
Has your office chair been defiled by someone with maximum anal leakage!? Well come see neosapien the chair king for a huge deal this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!if you have people stop in to sign papers, make sure to put cover paper on the chairs.
Just sayin.....
Scratch n sniffdo you buy chairs? i have a slightly soiled fap chair for sale
I smell a (cl)ass action suitMaybe that's my new calling!
Has your asshole been wrecked by a defective multispeed butt plug? Have you acquired prolapse anorectal tissue also known as "pink sock" as a result of your injury? If so, then contact me now and I will get money for you! Neosapien: anal attorney at law!
Um yes. I thought I made that quite clear. Are there other uses for anal dildos that I'm unaware of? Are you daft sir?Why do you own dildos sir ? Do you like to stick them up your anus and scream ?
Why do you own dildos sir ? Do you like to stick them up your anus and scream ?
If you're a woman however this does not apply to you
You could clone someone there is so much genetic material on there.Scratch n sniff
woman have all the fun......Can't women also stick them up their asses and scream?
Alternative uses, I use my dildos to vibrate concrete or maybe I use my concrete vibrator as a dildo , it's hard to keep track.Um yes. I thought I made that quite clear. Are there other uses for anal dildos that I'm unaware of? Are you daft sir?
That'd be super intensemaybe I use my concrete vibrator as a dildo , it's hard to keep track.
Hell I would buy that but theirs no LEFT armrest.do you buy chairs? i have a slightly soiled fap chair for sale
I see you have a full tank of ads lets go on a bum cruiseHaters gonna hate. Smells funny but it came with a free bottle of Lysol. Haters gonna hate.