I have a drug test for a job soon...can you help me with some questions?

DarbyC

Member
So I decided that I wanted to get a second job so that I would be able to save more money and be a little busier with my time. I'm 5'0'', I weigh 115 lbs, and I usually smoke 5-10 bowls of C-grade bud a day (sometimes shake- ewww). So I can confidently say that the stuff that I smoke isn't very potent, but that's why I usually smoke a lot of it to get high when I get home from work. I also ride my bike a total of 92 miles a week to and from work. I just got hired to work as a cashier at a local hardware store on the weekends and they're making me take a drug test. I plan on taking it in 10 days, and stopped smoking cold turkey 16 hours from writing this post. I plan on detoxing myself with exercise as much as I can- and I don't think that this would be too bad for me because I have an extremely fast metabolism. My plan B is to have a friend piss in the car in a jar for me right before I have take the drug test and I'll use that piss, but I would rather use my own piss. Do you think with the information that I've given that I could be able to pass a drug test if I keep riding my bike 20 miles a day and keep working out/exercising (usually 3 sets of 100 push ups a day, some pull ups too)? Any input helps. Thank you very much.
 

Canna Connoiseur

Active Member
drink a bottle of viniger that should clean u out
Don't ever do that. Just get synthetic urine or one of the 5 hour detox drinks. You drink it. Fill the bottle with water. Drink that. Wait an hour. Pee out w.e is left in your bladder and wait for your clean urine to fill your bladder again. Then you are ready to take drug test.
 

Moldy

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I'm lucky as I don't have to test. Testing for a cashier at a hardware store... fucking nazis! Why in the fuck do you need to be clean to work in a hardware store? That pisses me off. Oh well, sounds like with some extra water and riding miles a day you shouldn't have an issue IMO, however if you can afford it I'd buy a home drug testing kit and check yourself a day before. If you come up dirty than use plan B, used clean pee from a friend. Keep it warm though as they check the temps. You you were a fat ass like me you'd be 3 months before you showed clean lol.
 

hotrodharley

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The problems and remedies regarding this - there are two different levels of drug screens for THC. One is capable of detecting as little as 15 PPM of cannabis metabolites (there are numerous ones and they test for several). The second cheaper one detects at 60 PPM and higher. If you're lucky that is the one you will get because if it is the 15 you will need 30+ days, a lot of water or they will pop you. I know this for a personal fact! If the results are positive or inconclusive they use gas spectrometry to verify.
 

420mon

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Lots of cranberry juice and water until day of testing, day of testing, one gallon of tea before test........hint you can finish the gallon on the way to test etc. They might ask you if you need anything to drink to help u pee, but at this point you will say NO Thanks because you gota pee so bad but works for mon.

Another hint, straws help get gallon of tea down faster for mon for whatever reason.
 

joe macclennan

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synthetic urine bro. Worked for me several times. I did use the detox once and It worked too. I was clean for like 3 wks anyway tho.
 
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