I has a cold

DJBoxhouse

Well-Known Member

• Oct 24, 2009

• #1

Was helping with a friend host this years annual zombie walk, I was hospitalized afro zombie. Sooomehow I caught a cold. One of those fuckers got me while I was vulnerable.

Curse you luck of mine; I shouldn't be gone long.*blows nose.*

 

That 5hit

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• Oct 24, 2009

• #2

H 1 n 1

 

DJBoxhouse

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• Oct 24, 2009

• #3

Soon I shall return as one of the many, a connoisseur of meats and tissues. Delicious human tissues...*wipes off mouth*

 

......

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• Oct 24, 2009

• #4

That 5hit said:

H 1 n 1

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And they just ran out of vaccines.

 

DJBoxhouse

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• Oct 24, 2009

• #5

If I turn into a zombie, I'd need some form of AI to run an anamatronic like control mechanism that had a jetback and gps function.
I'll have it track you all and fly me towards you as I zombie claw your fleshmeat to pieces.

I'm unreasonably spiteful with no particular aim in mind.

 

DJBoxhouse

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• Oct 26, 2009

• #6

I'm not a zombie, so that's checked off the list. Thus far at least.
just to reiterate: colds=badness.