I fucked my friend's family's cat HELP!

Yessica... said:

I’m super allergic to cats. If I tried to fuck a cat Vagini would swell and seal up like she got punched in the face.

I know this from a high school boyfriend who told me he washed his hands after playing with his cat when we were 15. Turns out, he didn’t.

Hilarity did NOT ensue…

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ttystikk said:

The good news is you'll never have to waste money on the magic shrinking creams... just get a cat.

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Yessica... said:

NO FUCKING WAY

It was NOT a good scene. When I say “sealed shut” I mean it. The jaws of life could not have opened that sickly betch up again.

Never again have I gotten finger blasted in a cat house though…so there’s that.

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ttystikk said:

I'm laughing so hard I need Kleenex!

Three days ago, I got a lil kitty!

Soooooo... there's that!

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Yessica... said:

Keep it away from Vagini and we can stay BFFs!

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Nether Region said:

I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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abe supercro said:

Never did understand bestiality humor. right up there w raping babies jokes and @vro, or did i miss something?

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abe supercro said:

Never did understand bestiality humor. right up there w raping babies jokes and @vro, or did i miss something?

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Nether Region said:

Humor?!? Nothing funny about this./QUOTE]

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ttystikk said:

I'm laughing so hard I need Kleenex!

Three days ago, I got a lil kitty!

Soooooo... there's that!

Meet Bella;
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ZaraBeth420 said:

Just keep Bella away from the OP.

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Nether Region said:

I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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ttystikk said:

Oh, I don't think there'll be a problem. Bella took a shit on my bed last night... poor thing has diarrhea.

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Unclebaldrick said:

This truly is a day of Thanks

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