I fucked my friend's family's cat HELP!

Nether Region

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I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 

ttystikk

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I’m super allergic to cats. If I tried to fuck a cat Vagini would swell and seal up like she got punched in the face.

I know this from a high school boyfriend who told me he washed his hands after playing with his cat when we were 15. Turns out, he didn’t.

Hilarity did NOT ensue…
The good news is you'll never have to waste money on the magic shrinking creams... just get a cat.
 

Yessica...

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The good news is you'll never have to waste money on the magic shrinking creams... just get a cat.
NO FUCKING WAY

It was NOT a good scene. When I say “sealed shut” I mean it. The jaws of life could not have opened that sickly betch up again.

Never again have I gotten finger blasted in a cat house though…so there’s that.

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ttystikk

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NO FUCKING WAY

It was NOT a good scene. When I say “sealed shut” I mean it. The jaws of life could not have opened that sickly betch up again.

Never again have I gotten finger blasted in a cat house though…so there’s that.

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I'm laughing so hard I need Kleenex!

Three days ago, I got a lil kitty!

Soooooo... there's that!

Meet Bella;
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Unclebaldrick

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I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
This truly is a day of Thanks
 

Nether Region

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Never did understand bestiality humor. right up there w raping babies jokes and @vro, or did i miss something?

Humor?!? Nothing funny about this. I haven't slept a wink and am waiting for the fallout any minute now when people start getting up. The term beastiality exists for a reason. You never rubbed it out on your mom's fur coats when you were young? I did it all the time; you should try it.

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curious2garden

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I'm visiting a friend and his family for Thanksgiving. I couldn't sleep so I went to the kitchen for a drink and his parent's cat was on my bed when I got back. I started petting it and after a while the soft fur got me thinking. One thing led to another and eventually I had the cat wrapped around my dick. Everything was going well for a while but someone walked down the hall and the excitement of possibly getting caught made me unload on the cat. It freaked out and scratched me and when I let it go it ran under the bed and wouldn't come out. I went to the kitchen to get some cheese to try to get it out and when I got back the door had opened and the cat is gone. How can I quietly find the cat before morning?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Was that using your mom's dirty dildo?
 
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