I ate a horny cock last night.

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6ohMax said:
How do they fight....peck you to death
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They have some pretty gnarly talons that will fuck you up. I used to have a pretty good guard cock. I could pick him up and handle him and shit but anyone else would get harrassed and chased around the yard. But yeah they csn fuck shit up if you dont remove or at least trim the talons.
 
I used to have a rooster that would attack me everytime I went into the chicken coop. One day I got pissed off at the little bastard and through a hammer at him. Well he limped away and kind of fell over in the corner. He was still alive, but I didn't want him to suffer so I went to take him to the chopping block. He ended up getting free and ran off to the woods. Whelp, I figured that was the end of him, since there were some foxes and other predators about.

Next fucking morning that bastard was just waiting outside the hen house for me to let him. After that we had a mutal respect.
 
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