Human poo as medium and piss as nutrients ?

I once cut a turd the size of a large sweet potatoe. Drilled a hole in it and popped a seed in her. That plant grew ten feet, but it tasted like shit.

doode, dont ask dumbass questions like this......you can pretty much grow marijauan in a bunch of different mediums that no one would ever do so why ask....you could probably germinate a seed in a girls vagina but you dont see anyone askin here if its possible because no one will do it. unless you are willingto then post up pics.

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This one got me, well done sir.

"mostly maui wowie, but its got some labrador in it too."
"whats labrador?"
"Dog shit"

isnt that how mexican brown weed is made?

Cmon man,get real,whoever told you that was a complete idiot,i wish i knew him because i'd talk him into all kinds of stupid shit.

EDIT,on second thought that guy was right,all you gotta do is this,every time you gotta take a leak for the next week do it in a spray mist bottle,then let it sit in the sun for a week,after that pinch a loaf on a paper plate,select a few choice seeds & insert them into the brown trout you just laid,making sure to push the seed in 1 inch with your finger,set that sucker directly over your heat register & mist it 3 times a day with the fermented urine.

Now all ya gotta do is sit back & watch it grow,just like a chia pet,only stinkier.

hahahaha... ahhhhhhhhhhh......... i ......lol.....this is so .......uh.....where do i begin....ah fuck it!!!.....hahaha

I was going to clown, but you know what dude, go for it. If you can stomach the thought of your room smelling like your own piss and shit, and you want to smoke something that has been sucking up the toxins from your body for months. More power to you bro.

Everyone makes it sounds like growing plants in shit is disgusting, I don't think human shit would be good to use but cow manure would be good to use probably not by itself but mixed in with the soil, a lot of plants that you eat have been grown with shit as fertilizer and its not like you're eating shit just like you wouldn't be smoking shit.

Anybody ever visit a waste treatment plant where they process all the human fecees that we flush,after it's treated & sterilized it's then dried & run's down a conveyer belt into an awaiting dumpster,then sold to farmers as fertilizer.

The key here is that its treated & sterilized before use.

Satchmo said:

Everyone makes it sounds like growing plants in shit is disgusting, I don't think human shit would be good to use but cow manure would be good to use probably not by itself but mixed in with the soil, a lot of plants that you eat have been grown with shit as fertilizer and its not like you're eating shit just like you wouldn't be smoking shit.

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There is a huge difference between untreated human waste and composted manure used as fertilizer. Human waste can be used, but it must be composted. Composting toilets do a decent job of producing usable fertilizer, but the process is time consuming with a high up-front cost.

would ya eat somthing grown in human shite......why would u want to smoke somthin grown in it

jamlint said:

would ya eat somthing grown in human shite......why would u want to smoke somthin grown in it

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Better question. Do you use toilet paper? If you do, you probably don't want to grow in shit. If you don't, growing in shit sounds fine.

Johnnyorganic said:

There is a huge difference between untreated human waste and composted manure used as fertilizer. Human waste can be used, but it must be composted. Composting toilets do a decent job of producing usable fertilizer, but the process is time consuming with a high up-front cost.

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Thats why I said it would probably not be good to use human shit, I was just trying to make the point that just because a plant is fertilized with shit doesn't mean that you are smoking/eating shit.

crompy said:

imagine gettin caught with 5 buckets ov shit in ur closet... lol

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hahah.. well that's not a felony.

HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats fuckin grosssssssss!!!!!
That would be some good SHIT....

does this thread hold the record for the most obbsessive use of the word 'shit'? lmao.

LOL it sounds hillarious

but indeed some growers recommend using a little human urine, so thats legit

and human shit is one of the best organic fertilizers, well not as good as guano, but better than most animal shit, at my village my grandfather has the typo of toilets that don't have pipes, but is a giant hole that fills with shit over time, and there is a dude who is emptying that holes of the whole village (most people there don't have sewer) for free, and even pays for that shit, and he is a pretty big farmer, he is commercially growing potatoes

maybe shit is too strong to use as a medium, but it can be added as a fertilizer, if you don't mind smoking SHIT ofcouse

CERTAINLY NOT RECOMMENDED FOR INDOOR GROWING, it will smell ... well it will smell like SHIT

no human shit on anything you eat or smoke. even if its composted its no good for edibles or smokies.. use it on ornamentals unless your a vegan then go for it............ cow, horse, chicken, bat, worm are some poops to use NO HUMAN SHIT composted or not

ya this made me laugh out loud for real.. haha man
whew.. no way man, no way would i ever try that , then smoke it. maybe for some FLOWERS that your not going to consume.. but for anything consumed.. it's pretty much ILLEGAL to use human shit as FERT cause it spreads human to human disease, that's why we use COW shit, cause we can't get COW diseases.