Human Cheese

kinetic

Well-Known Member

• Nov 24, 2013

• #1

So breast milk has passed the riu vegan consumption test. So how about we make some breast cheese and sell that milky mammary goodness to those that may be missing their old dairy fix.

And how about placenta? Could a vegan consume placenta? Some cultures do, Ive heard of planting it under a tree. Maybe I'll compost one, surely the organic crowd would be in on that too.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Nov 24, 2013

• #2

Let's push the paradigm. How 'bout cold-pressed baby oil?

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Nov 24, 2013

• #3

Sounds funny check this story out
It's from yesterdays paper

Scientists have made stomach-churning cheeses using bacteria from a humen foot , a belly button and even an armpit .
Eleven cheeses feature at Selfmade exhibition about synthetic biology in Dublin .
Each cheese was created using starter cultures from the skin of artists , scientists, anthropologists and cheese makers.
Each is supposed to reflect the flavor of the person it came from .

YUM YUM

 

Nutes and Nugs

Well-Known Member

• Nov 24, 2013

• #4

[video=youtube;6eSnwPzNnJ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eSnwPzNnJ4[/video]

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #5

[video=youtube;Q9Y3Hmd_Ehk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Q9Y3Hmd_Ehk[/video]

 

lahadaextranjera

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #6

Suddenly I don't feel like breakfast anymore!

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #7

No milky , milky goodness for you then

 

Nutes and Nugs

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #8

I'm thinking more of Cottage Cheese or maybe Cup.

 

clint308

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #9

I'm thinkin Fetta or ricotta
I wounder where Blue vein cheese would come from a human ?
The big blue vein !!!

 

Nutes and Nugs

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #10

Sorta like the blue veins in your hands or feet.
Once oxygen is taken away I think they turn red or white, like in sausage.

Ricotta would be interesting.

 

Commander Strax

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #11

[video=youtube;6ceBxQSRLrg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceBxQSRLrg[/video]

 

sunni

Administrator

Staff member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #12

i would assume since aslong as its given up for consent it would be considered vegan, like say sperm...


thats being said i dont consume animal products and humans are animals
i dont miss dairy , no do i miss my diary "fix" there are plenty of products on the market i can buy that are cruelty free

 

LetsGetCritical

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• Nov 25, 2013

• #13

Commander Strax said:

[video=youtube;6ceBxQSRLrg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceBxQSRLrg[/video]

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that is truly disgusting... 8 cloves of garlic???, I nearly threw up

 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #14

I bet it tastes great with some deez nuts

 

Stonerman Enoch

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• Nov 25, 2013

• #15

Commander Strax said:

[video=youtube;6ceBxQSRLrg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceBxQSRLrg[/video]

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DoctorGregHouse

Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #16

How about Cheez Whiz?

 

Flaming Pie

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #17

Making cheese with breastmilk is easy.

 

LetsGetCritical

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #18

. .

 

hempyninja309

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #19

Havarti toe cheese for the win.

 

LetsGetCritical

Well-Known Member

• Nov 25, 2013

• #20