Human ashes in soil

So, i decided that when i die i want my ashes to be mixed with soil so that a weed can grow from me. You think the ashes will kill it? I don't see why. Also, i'm thinking of maybe being a WW. What do you guys think about this...btw, REALLY HIGH.

Ashes can't hurt the plant.
And what the hell is a WW?

no problem.......... you didn't happen to have any specific date in mind did you?
any special feeding directions?? do you come with your own lights? if so what kind.
fans controllers extension cords... see this little added info would sure make your
final request a little more abtainable....
But heck I will grow ya....

Excellent idea. However, too high a concentration of ashes could overpower the soil with potassium. Better to add your ashes to a compost pile and use the finished compost as a soil additive.

WW = white widow: an appropriate selection.

MrsMcGreggor said:

no problem.......... you didn't happen to have any specific date in mind did you?
any special feeding directions?? do you come with your own lights? if so what kind.
fans controllers extension cords... see this little added info would sure make your
final request a little more abtainable....
But heck I will grow ya....

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Hahahha I don't think he would want some stranger using his ashes as fertilizer...And if he did I call dibs.

So just put my screen name in your will when your dispensing with your grow equipment, I'll even name the plant after you.

lol, anyone see how high? it was just on comedy central.

no no no I already said so first...
with me you get a life ever after of humor..
you can be divided into several plants and
added with each transplant. you can be topped
fimed lollypoped you can tell me how long you wanna veg.
you yes YOU by choosing me can start a life in the here
after like this for starters.
and yep dats 2 WW's


bottem line do you want a gental womans touch or
well do you want mans hands all over you????

You guys are just waiting 4 me to die.

I think Mrs. McGreggor's offer sounds really good.

thank you and darling..................
and nooooooooooooooooooo
I wanna keep ya living for a VERY longgggggg time
even in the here after.
keep smoke alive



but would you mind going on a little diet of bannanas an molassis
if you start feeling poorley........... never a bad Idea to think ahead.

ya see this ... ? ? this is a cure for blue balls

LOL! ...no wake and bake?....no, i got other stuff 4 that.

Joker52 said:

LOL! ...no wake and bake?....no, i got other stuff 4 that.

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morning just droped in with a little bowl of nanno an molassis
and check to see how your feeling.....
never herts to check ya know...

not only a week ago, my girlfriend and i spread our dogs ashes over one of my plants, which incidentally enough was a plant named 'the church'. the ashes were a sandy course type, so we spread them over the raised mound of topsoil the plant was in. i checked the plant yesterday, and it looked great, i can tell its going to be a high yielder, which is why i took a shit next to it. I pulled the plant back and twist tied the fan leaves together in order to give the branches full sun. hopefully i'll hear little sadie dogers barkin in a few months! i'll get a chance to tell her that i'm sorry i didn't have her leashed that last walk through ann arbor

The church is an appropriate strain. let us know how those plants do.

mate you need to go get yourself a copy of how high (film) this is what they do in the film, his best mate dies, and he uses his ash's and grows a plant in them!

Netflix: How High

Thank you.... can one use any of this as a
growing guide???

I work at a funeral home. So if you ever need assistance....

so i guess you were watching how high and blazing a fat dutchy when you thought up this fucking idea eh?

either way , it could work like who knows what COULD happen? if so, i got shotgun on growing your ass and then just like in the movie we can chill out and shit and i'll hallucinate your spirit when i blaze the trees

do any of you remember the movie how high?? well method man being the weed doctor he is decided to throught there dead buddies ashes in with the soil. the plant ended u bringing back the guys gost... how high

that movie is da shit
i love it when redman passes the blunt to "the dude in the back"
and methodman starts freakin out....dats da ivory shit man