how to use a friends piss for a drugtest
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ultraviolet pirate
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a long ballon with a piece of tape on the end, some tighty whities, and a needle hidden in your sleeve
mistaphuck
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it has to be a certain temperature though or they dont accept it, take that guys idea but warm it with hand warmers they should be pretty cheap
Howard Stern
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Yeah you can get them at 7-11
wyteberrywidow
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Who are you testing for?Probation or job?If its probation they will see what you are trying to do.what are some ways i can hide it on me and how long can it be good for if i keep it warm? any info can help thanks
Polecat
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I use a glue bottle with a hand warmer taped to it. If they don't watch you. A condom will also work if you keep it in your underwear it will get body temp in a hour or so. I have taken over 50 drug tests and 1 piece of advice is don't put all your piss in the first cup. Save some just in case.
aw0683
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Here's how I did it. Condom full clean piss, I kept mine in the fridge for 4 days. When it was the day of my piss test, I placed two handwarmers on either side of the rubber, then rolled it into a towel. That heated it to about 120f. I figured I would actually have 20 minutes or so of paperwork/waiting, so when the condom is in your underwear, the temp will actually drop to an acceptable temp. Pull it out like your dick, and prick a hole in the end, and your done. On a side note, if you ever have too low of a temp, close off the sample jar and piss on the temp strip on the outside of the bottle, wipe off on pant leg.
ganja girl
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In my drug test they put a test strip in the jar after, it was not on the outside of the jar.
Don't worry I have never had someone watch me. Of course, I wouldn't do a test where someone was looking at my yaya. Period.
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Don't worry I have never had someone watch me. Of course, I wouldn't do a test where someone was looking at my yaya. Period.
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ganja girl
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Get a rubber flask, put it under your arm, it will stay at body temp. I know because that is what I do.
machnak
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Ok, here's what I did...kind of gross but gets the job done.
Get a condom, clean it out well of all lubricant and what not. Cut a hole in the tip of it, then rubberband that shut. Get your buddy to piss in it, or a cup then pour it into the condom. Tie it off after it's filled then safety pin it to the inside of your boxers or whitey tideys or whatever, then when you go for your test...pull the condom out like it's your dick rip the band off and let it flow into their test cap. Either discard the condom down the toilet, or be safe and tuck it back in your pants then dispose of after you leave.
I did that probably 5 times and always worked like a charm. They always made me empty my pockets as well. Hope that helped!
Edit - As far as body temp, on the way to take my test I'd put the condom in aluminum foil, then right next to the vent on the floor with the heat on.
Get a condom, clean it out well of all lubricant and what not. Cut a hole in the tip of it, then rubberband that shut. Get your buddy to piss in it, or a cup then pour it into the condom. Tie it off after it's filled then safety pin it to the inside of your boxers or whitey tideys or whatever, then when you go for your test...pull the condom out like it's your dick rip the band off and let it flow into their test cap. Either discard the condom down the toilet, or be safe and tuck it back in your pants then dispose of after you leave.
I did that probably 5 times and always worked like a charm. They always made me empty my pockets as well. Hope that helped!
Edit - As far as body temp, on the way to take my test I'd put the condom in aluminum foil, then right next to the vent on the floor with the heat on.
Dr. Greenhorn
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I don't know about flushing the condom down the toilet. I submit quite a bit of randoms, and the toilet always has dye in it or the water valve is shut-off. there is usually always a person watching me anywayOk, here's what I did...kind of gross but gets the job done.
Get a condom, clean it out well of all lubricant and what not. Cut a hole in the tip of it, then rubberband that shut. Get your buddy to piss in it, or a cup then pour it into the condom. Tie it off after it's filled then safety pin it to the inside of your boxers or whitey tideys or whatever, then when you go for your test...pull the condom out like it's your dick rip the band off and let it flow into their test cap. Either discard the condom down the toilet, or be safe and tuck it back in your pants then dispose of after you leave.
I did that probably 5 times and always worked like a charm. They always made me empty my pockets as well. Hope that helped!
Edit - As far as body temp, on the way to take my test I'd put the condom in aluminum foil, then right next to the vent on the floor with the heat on.
evilcloudst
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I always leave them a fat turd as a present when I drug test.
"dont flush the toilet it has blue dye in it and If you flush you have to redo the test"
LOL OK!
"dont flush the toilet it has blue dye in it and If you flush you have to redo the test"
LOL OK!