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fist off you would want check for it being attached to your body. If you pinch it does it hurt your?? Do you poop from it?? if yes, than its more than likely a ass!!!
now if you pinch it, and feel not one thing, if you see a largehole and if you dont see poop, tham you have a hole in the ground!!!
Here is some history of the quest four this answr.
Over near England is a very little island, called the Isle of Man, and a very peculiar thing about the people, on this island is, that they don't believe in automobiles, and the climate is such that they can't keep horses so they all have a donkey or what is commonly called an ass.
Some have just ordinary asses that you wouldn't look at twice, others have extraordinary asses. The mayor has an ass that nobody looks at twice, but his wife has a beautiful ass. People who really know asses say that she has one of the finest asses that they have ever seen. Men often stop her on the way to the market to pat her ass. On Sunday they all go to church on their asses. Sometimes the girls ride the boys asses and sometimes the boys ride the girls asses.
Now on this particular Sunday the preacher had to leave immediately following the sermon so he thought he better have it handy, so he tied his ass just outside the window. During the service a fire broke out and everyone ran to save his ass.
The preacher jumped out of the window expecting to land on his ass, but there was a big hole and he fell into it. Which goes to show that even a preacher doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
now if you pinch it, and feel not one thing, if you see a largehole and if you dont see poop, tham you have a hole in the ground!!!
Here is some history of the quest four this answr.
Over near England is a very little island, called the Isle of Man, and a very peculiar thing about the people, on this island is, that they don't believe in automobiles, and the climate is such that they can't keep horses so they all have a donkey or what is commonly called an ass.
Some have just ordinary asses that you wouldn't look at twice, others have extraordinary asses. The mayor has an ass that nobody looks at twice, but his wife has a beautiful ass. People who really know asses say that she has one of the finest asses that they have ever seen. Men often stop her on the way to the market to pat her ass. On Sunday they all go to church on their asses. Sometimes the girls ride the boys asses and sometimes the boys ride the girls asses.
Now on this particular Sunday the preacher had to leave immediately following the sermon so he thought he better have it handy, so he tied his ass just outside the window. During the service a fire broke out and everyone ran to save his ass.
The preacher jumped out of the window expecting to land on his ass, but there was a big hole and he fell into it. Which goes to show that even a preacher doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.