How to survive prison?

40acres

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NUMBER 7

Do not expect anyone on the outside to write you or send you money. You put yourself there, it is not there fault. Everyone forgets about you when you are gone. It will hurt when the mail eventually trails off, but you will live.



And no, I had people writing me the whole time. I had this one old lady in particualr that wrote me alot. And by old lady, I mean she was at least 50 to my 19. I just saw alot of heartbroken people in there when mail day came.
 

SayNoToDrugs

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NUMBER 7

Do not expect anyone on the outside to write you or send you money. You put yourself there, it is not there fault. Everyone forgets about you when you are gone. It will hurt when the mail eventually trails off, but you will live.



And no, I had people writing me the whole time. I had this one old lady in particualr that wrote me alot. And by old lady, I mean she was at least 50 to my 19. I just saw alot of heartbroken people in there when mail day came.
Damn, that sounds really sad. But i know what you mean, once your sent off and away no body really shows as much love and cared as much as they said they did.
 

panhead

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How to act in the joint depends as much on where your locked down as it does how you carry yourself.

The first time i got caught up i went to MR which carries a nickname of "gladiator school" & that shit is for real,lots of young guys in there serving heavy bits,in that place you'd better be willing to catch a murder case at the drop of a hat or you wont make it out alive or with your manhood.

The 2nd time i was down i went behind the walls of Jackson prison,i went in with the same attitude from the last place,a few long timers i met in there had to tell me to chill out,much more casual place with alot more lifers just trying to go about living.

The first thing is to get your celly figured out real fast,thats the guy who's there when you close your eyes & sleep.

Dont loan borrow or front anything, but do start making connections,have your people bring you cash money on visits & become a good customer of the dealer's in there,also become a good paying customer of the numbers guys,businessmen dont generally fuck with their customers who pay,gangs run all the business in the joint & if your a paying customer your off limits as a mark to that gang,they will not take the chance to dry up the cash pipeline.

Get healthy,build your stamina as much as possible,before you get out you will need it.

Learn to live off food you buy from the commacery,eating the shit they serve you will give your ass the runs,plus some sick shit goes on with the food.

If you like to fight you'd better learn to like some shit called "nutriloaf",that shits a gut bomb,nutriloaf is what they fed you when your in the hole,its made up of all 3 meals from the day before,they lump all the left overs in a pan with some cornmeal, then bake it in bread pans,thats what your ass eats.

Take advantage of any program or school that you are eligable for,it kills time,you learn something & it puts you in a situation where if your observant you can see who the people are that are really just trying to make their time go by fast & easy,these are the people you want to run with.

Visit day will get you fucked up,dont show any emotion durring a visit,if you have a tendency to freak out & cry when your mother or wife comes then cut them off,if they wont stop comming then remove them from your list.

Never EVER look at the ground for any reason,all it takes is for the right person to see you lookin at your boots & its on.

Same goes for smiling,if your the kinda that goes around grinning then you'd better stop.

Pay attention to the way you talk to people,if your the kinda guy who likes to use the word whitey,nigger,spic,faggott,whop ect, you'd better get that shit outta your system real fast,also keep your personal life on the outside to yourself,when your done with letters throw them out,watch who's around when your on the phone too.

Give your girl straight up permission to fuck anything that moves,she'll break her back working 2 jobs to bring you hundred dollar bills every visit plus you'll have nothing to be pissed at her about .

If your a small man with nice features(think Justin Timberlake),before you get out of quarantine you'd better tell the intake worker that your suicidal,you'll get put on suicide watch in a cell by yourself & be locked down 23 hours a day but its better than getting the 'cho cho" taken.
 
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SayNoToDrugs

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How to act in the joint depends as much on where your locked down as it does how you carry yourself.

The first time i got caught up i went to MR which carries a nickname of "gladiator school" & that shit is for real,lots of young guys in there serving heavy bits,in that place you'd better be willing to catch a murder case at the drop of a hat or you wont make it out alive or with your manhood.

The 2nd time i was down i went behind the walls of Jackson prison,i went in with the same attitude from the last place,a few long timers i met in there had to tell me to chill out,much more casual place with alot more lifers just trying to go about living.

The first thing is to get your celly figured out real fast,thats the guy who's there when you close your eyes & sleep.

Dont loan borrow or front anything, but do start making connections,have your people bring you cash money on visits & become a good customer of the dealer's in there,also become a good paying customer of the numbers guys,businessmen dont generally fuck with their customers who pay,gangs run all the business in the joint & if your a paying customer your off limits as a mark to that gang,they will not take the chance to dry up the cash pipeline.

Get healthy,build your stamina as much as possible,before you get out you will need it.

Learn to live off food you buy from the commacery,eating the shit they serve you will give your ass the runs,plus some sick shit goes on with the food.

If you like to fight you'd better learn to like some shit called "nutriloaf",that shits a gut bomb,nutriloaf is what they fed you when your in the hole,its made up of all 3 meals from the day before,they lump all the left overs in a pan with some cornmeal, then bake it in bread pans,thats what your ass eats.

Take advantage of any program or school that you are eligable for,it kills time,you learn something & it puts you in a situation where if your observant you can see who the people are that are really just trying to make their time go by fast & easy,these are the people you want to run with.

Visit day will get you fucked up,dont show any emotion durring a visit,if you have a tendency to freak out & cry when your mother or wife comes then cut them off,if they wont stop comming then remove them from your list.

Never EVER look at the ground for any reason,all it takes is for the right person to see you lookin at your boots & its on.

Same goes for smiling,if your the kinda that goes around grinning then you'd better stop.

Pay attention to the way you talk to people,if your the kinda guy who likes to use the word whitey,nigger,spic,faggott,whop ect, you'd better get that shit outta your system real fast,also keep your personal life on the outside to yourself,when your done with letters throw them out,watch who's around when your on the phone too.

Give your girl straight up permission to fuck anything that moves,she'll break her back working 2 jobs to bring you hundred dollar bills every visit plus you'll have nothing to be pissed at her about .

If your a small man with nice features(think Justin Timberlake),before you get out of quarantine you'd better tell the intake worker that your suicidal,you'll get put on suicide watch in a cell by yourself & be locked down 23 hours a day but its better than getting the 'cho cho" taken.
Wow, publish this into a book. lol, sounds like you had a hard time.
 

Miracle Smoke

Well-Known Member
Prison......i believe there are many people who should
not be in such a environment.

But there is majority of ones that should.

I wonder why about alot of things......
 

lucky182

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Fuck yeah i had a hard time,everybody does,if they say otherwise their a liar.
Unless your in Canada... Federal in Quebec has BBQ's on weekends and you live 6 to a hut on a compound... Not bad you ask me... Even congiecal visits once a month you get a trailer for the weekend to fuck ya brains out... But ya gotta be married.. that way bitch ain't suckin' no wannabe's dick!

L
 

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
lol BBQ thats funny. Yeah prison aint made to be fun although a few of my peoples have spent just as much time in as out so I was hooked up on my part not that I wanna go again.Pan got it pretty much right as how it goes each place is little different but you figure it out fast or get fucked lol.I was always good as I grew up in gangs so I knew I had instant fam inside but inside gang is different thenoutside gang.Its a lot stricter inside then out as far as organization and sticking to rules..Time can be done safely if you stay alert and dsont step on the wrong toes.
 

lucky182

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In Quebec it's Simple... Black or bikers... or in protec:hump: So.. it's pretty simple...

L

Oh yeah and when you go in they ask your prefrence also.. Rock machine hells angels o black (well in that case they don't ask) then you get sent to a different wing or prison... Basically u claim with the gov't when you enter...

L
 

Stormfront

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remind me to run to canada if i ever fuck up real bad....

the gangs round here are pretty much black(Crips Bloods, or GD) Latino (ALKN, La Familia, or Nuestra Familia, which is only in prison) and whites (Aryan Nation) when i was in it didn't matter what set you were from on the outside it only mattered what your race was, I look somewhat white so i was approached immediately by the aryan fucks, luckily i had friends who were in already who had told me what to do before i ever got locked up, and cats i grew up with doing time when i got there, the Latinos wanted me to join them for some reason lol but i pretty much stayed to myself fiending for cigs and weed, but yea, both are strictly forbidden in my state's institutions, never eat from from the caf, any meat has shit in it, get at the commissary when you can, if you cant afford it eat things you cant really fuck with, like bread it sucks but you wont starve, you could say you're suicidal but they dont really buy it anymore, if you're that desperate find something sharp and cut yourself up nothing deadly but all over your arms and legs, expect to get scarred up, but at least you'll be out of the arena.
 

40acres

New Member
number 7
Homosexuals will kill you
Most men think homosexuals are pantywearing fairies. That may be true. What is true though is that I once had a punk pick me up in the air. I am 6' 1 and weigh 200. In the air, like i was nothing. Just because i didnt say hi. The motherfucker was built like and looked like a diesel mac truck with lipstick on. Big ugly black motherfucker.
Do not make fun of or otherwise look down on the sisters. Even when you see them walking the track with their shirts tied up. THey are still men and have probably seen things you don't want to. If you arent worried about suckin dick in prison, you probably arent worried about having your boyfriend beat up a fng for making fun of you for it.
I'm not talking about the booty bandits though, they are in the next segment.
 

40acres

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You learn in prison that your celly is the only person you can trust so your cell is prolly your best bet. Stick to your agenda and thats going home no matter what you gotta go home....If sombody trys to take your brownie...Its a brownie...He will get his ass kicked later by peckerwoods for trying to run shit give him his fucking brownie....If hes coming to take your brownie he will kill you for that brownie.....I had to deal with this the first time I went in when some little crack head tryed to take my dinner roll......HELLS NO CRACK FUCK!! Beat the fuck outa him and it added 2 months on.....Shoulda just gave him the dinner roll.....

Remember that your celly didnt come in with you and isn't leaving with you. I know alot of real bad cats with real good conversation. The fact that you are locked in a cell with him limits alot of real dramatics between two people though.
 

mrskitz

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ive been inside for a year,and it really aint that bad,but i live in the uk,,prison in the states is different,theres much more politics involved,with gangs and racial seperation,,,id hate to do time in the states,,,oh and being rapped in uk prisons is very rare so you dont really need to worry about that,,,i didnt leave with a soar arsehole lol
 

40acres

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One place i was at was coed until a few years before i got there. The std and birth rate went crazy during the program and it was ended.
 

pandabear

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damn boys u make a nigga wanna quit growin:mrgreen:


40 acres u got 24 months for intent to grow?? whats that? m0re detail pls


 

40acres

New Member
IT's a lesser charge to sales or trafficking. And it was 25 months.I was also charged with two felony counts of obstruction of justice. Doesnt seem like much, but when a person does not tell, and if you are poor, you get the shaft. I did my time, but as you can tell, it only made be better at what i do.
 

panhead

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I did my time, but as you can tell, it only made be better at what i do.
Same here,i couldnt be paid a million dollars to grow even a tomatoe in my home now or to keep more than an 1/8th in my house,even then i keep it locked in my safe.

My wife bought a silly ass areo garden that she keeps pestering me about,she wants me to bring her home a few clones so she can set that thing up,i can see it now,3rd felony conviction over a stupid areo garden,that thing will see no use.
 

Cheese x Kush

Active Member
Any 1 watch my name is earl . last night it he got time and thats what his question was ... the answer was stay invisable and do not owe any 1 any thing or you will owe them your ass haha
 
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