How to make trimming fun

Discussion in 'Harvesting And Curing' started by Bugeye, Apr 10, 2018.


    Bugeye Well-Known Member

    Im open to non pharmacy ideas, but I find cranking on speed helps. Just getting stoned slows me down and is not quite as enjoyable, but of course wonderful as an amplifier of the amphetamines. Good music or a tv also help, but no subtitles. Scissors need to be clean and I rubberband to reduce the grip pressure. Sharp razor blade and a can of PAM makes for minimum sticky. Bottle of orange goo stuff for the real sticky icky clean up. Cheers!
    a mongo frog

    a mongo frog Well-Known Member

    You need to hire some gay help. My wifes sister is gay and the conversations that go around the trim table are very entertaining. Good times!
    Another thing that makes trimming fun is you have to go into the session very happy to be trimming. Makes a huge difference. If one goes into the session like trimming sucks i hate trimming, your brain has already lost and failed you and trimming is going to suck.
    I love trimming!!!
    70's natureboy

    70's natureboy Well-Known Member

    gotta have some good tunes and a munchie break every couple hours.

    Potmetal Well-Known Member

    Coffee and background music. Lots of fucking coffee. Also good to keep some finger foods handy (I like trail mix). Periodic breaks to stretch also help me, but my body is known to stiffen up so maybe just me on that one. I enjoy a buzz, but if I get too stoned I just mess shit up and take too long.

    KryptoBud Well-Known Member

    I don't think you can make it fun. I'd give trimming a slight edge over a prostate exam in the fun department.

    charface Well-Known Member

    Iv'e learned to disassociate like if I were being raped.
    Its not about fun its about survival.

    Podcast, lots of stretch breaks

    757growin Well-Known Member

    Dabs, pepsi, red bull for the late nights vice or Netflix documentaries on tv and lots of fiskars sitting in a cup of rubbing alcohol. And a good 3 square meals. I only stop to pee or when my hands hurt to much.

    Bugeye Well-Known Member

    Cocaine should be legal for trimming and vacuuming. Makes both fun and productive.
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    GreenHighlander Well-Known Member

    THIS IS WHAT WE CAME FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It is a necessary evil. Having tried a few trimming machines now without even being slightly impressed. It is a necessary evil. I cant tell you how many time I have trimmed for hours with the sopranos mixed with music each day. Keeping well fed is key. My main thing is comfortable seating.
    Sharp friskers, lots of pre rolls, and just knowing I gotta get this shit done, gets me through it.
    Cheers :)
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    charface Well-Known Member

    I have a dosing problem,
    I would have the carpet mapped out in a grid so I could more efficiently search for rocks.

    zem Well-Known Member

    I deal with it differently. I setup a room that has a tv and laptop big tables a baby tub for washing and all. above me I hang the plants and I am sitting right in my comfort zone with my plants all around. This allows me to work with them as I am having fun and I take breaks as I please. I never mind to stop and continue later or the next day, and this works great with me as I never feel like I am doing something that I don;t want to be doing.
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    Bugeye Well-Known Member

    I'm in a dry area and don't have great humidity control, guess I could, but never bothered. I prefer to go gonzo on them until they are done. Gotta stay on schedule, can't get behind. Party all the way.
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    t917q Member

    Family guy in bed for me. Stalks on 1 tray. Big container to snip over and catch the trim. Paper bags for drying. Only works for hard buds. Soft buds get deformed while bag drying.
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    Wilksey Well-Known Member

    Not having a dedicated team of highly trained leaf trimming stag beetles to trim your harvests...

    Get on my level, people.

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    Bugeye Well-Known Member

    Bravo! :clap::clap::clap::bigjoint:

    meangreengrowinmachine Well-Known Member

    Stop growing for a while and have to buy commercial ... you will welcome trim jail.. I cant wait for it! (yes this will change as soon as I am IN it lol)
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    meangreengrowinmachine Well-Known Member

    are there ANY trim machines worth it out there? Maybe that aren't ridiculously expensive

    0321Marine Well-Known Member

    Offer to babysit your sisters younger kids for the cost of feeding them
    Give them a crash course on trimming, and tell them if they do it right they will get an Xbox.
    Feed them redbull and pizza.
    Leave them be for 5-27 hours, depending on yield size.
    Send them back home to Mom with no Xbox.
    total cost for food and drinks = $0
    Having slave... I mean "free" labor, direct from your own trusted nieces and nephews = priceless.

    It also helps being the "scary Marine Uncle"... to get them motivated and shit. :bigjoint:
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    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    lol, I have a Vietnam vet and a lesbian couple that trim for me faithfully every year. I also have a stereo and TV in my shop where we trim.

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