How to keep pee warm for a drug tes(I am a female)! HELP

Cindy813

New Member
I'm a girl and I need some advice on a drug test I have tomorrow for a job interview and I know I wouldn't be able to pass it so I'm going to have to have a friend pee for me. But I would have to get it to day because she wouldn't be able tomorrow. How do I get it back to the right temp and what would be the best thang to care it in that will not be uncomfortable and easy to use .looking for help full subjections please not any crazy stuff like if see posted allready
 

curious2garden

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I'm a girl and I need some advice on a drug test I have tomorrow for a job interview and I know I wouldn't be able to pass it so I'm going to have to have a friend pee for me. But I would have to get it to day because she wouldn't be able tomorrow. How do I get it back to the right temp and what would be the best thang to care it in that will not be uncomfortable and easy to use .looking for help full subjections please not any crazy stuff like if see posted allready
For accurate advice we need pictures of your boobs.
 

cannabineer

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For accurate advice we need pictures of your boobs.
To our new member, I cannot stress how important this photo is for your receiving sound advice from us. If the boob pic is unappealing, please contact Doctor @neosapien. He provides a number of alternative nudo-gnostic services. The job you save ... may be your own. Please include a scale object (not a fish) in photo.
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
I'm a girl and I need some advice on a drug test I have tomorrow for a job interview and I know I wouldn't be able to pass it so I'm going to have to have a friend pee for me. But I would have to get it to day because she wouldn't be able tomorrow. How do I get it back to the right temp and what would be the best thang to care it in that will not be uncomfortable and easy to use .looking for help full subjections please not any crazy stuff like if see posted allready

1. Get a turkey baster
2. Stick it in your hoo-hah
3. Take a picture and Pm me it
4. Put the urine in a Ziploc
5. Tape it to your hoo-hah
6. Take a picture and Pm me it
7. You know the rest

Plan B is just suck the tester's dick.
 

BudmanTX

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poodle dick is still here......got something special for ya....does your goat know your here? must be missing you by now
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
You seem mad, bro. Is it because we made fun of your stupid advice? Perhaps because your mom taught you how to use her vag to pass drug tests? Did an imam molest you as a child and teach you to hate/lust homosexuals? None of that was your fault, bro. Let it go...


 
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jacquiemendez

New Member
Pre employment drug tests suck, especially if you can’t use your own pee and the paranoia of passing with either someone else’s pee or fake pee. I smoked about a week and a half prior to my test date, bought a bunch of those dollar store marijuana tests. I FAILED. I’m using my oldest son’s pee, I put it in a pill container & placed it in my panties NOT IN MY VAGINA. That would just be too uncomfortable. Keeping my legs crossed while I wait. Hopefully this will keep it warm enough to pass!

I’m having my test done at Concentra, I read on some other forums they pat you down and ask you to place your belongings in a locker. Not sure if it’s true, will update my post after my test!
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Pre employment drug tests suck, especially if you can’t use your own pee and the paranoia of passing with either someone else’s pee or fake pee. I smoked about a week and a half prior to my test date, bought a bunch of those dollar store marijuana tests. I FAILED. I’m using my oldest son’s pee, I put it in a pill container & placed it in my panties NOT IN MY VAGINA. That would just be too uncomfortable. Keeping my legs crossed while I wait. Hopefully this will keep it warm enough to pass!

I’m having my test done at Concentra, I read on some other forums they pat you down and ask you to place your belongings in a locker. Not sure if it’s true, will update my post after my test!
The testing personnel will think you are transsexual; not that there is anything wrong with that. But if it doesn't jive with your paperwork your company may have issues
 
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