Haha, bad idea...but I'd go with a completely enclosed Chain Link area, like a dog kennel, and lock that shit up!...Then get some security cameras that work at night too, set those up, along with a couple of motion sensing floodlights with green bulbs. If you can get away with it not being too obvious, maybe barbed wire around your fence too. Hang a bunch of bells and shit all over the chain link fence, so if someone trys to cut in it makes a bunch of racket...Oh yeah, and get a couple big ass dogs.