How to fly high???

Take a small water balloon and lube your ass and poke it up in the bung hole

after you get off the plan go take a shit and wash the balloon pull the weed out and smoke away......NOTE wrap the bud in a baggy then put it in the balloon your bud wont taste like shit ........hell jam a n oz up there lol

LMAO!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ!!! HAHAHHA I am just reading through everyone's ideas and then I move on to the next one and read that.......Yes, I am BLAZIN!
 
I haven't read this whole thread, but here is my $0.02:

Never fly with it internationally.

If you fly domestically, wrap it well, several layers, and put it in your pocket/crotch.

You will never get strip-searched, and you never see drug dogs at the airport.

I have heard that they can see it on the xray, regardless, I would rather put it somewhere that they aren't looking.

I have flown several times and just had it in my pocket the whole time. I am just always on the lookout for a dog/etc and ready to drop it in a crowd.

Goodluck and fuck the TSA.
 
If You Smoke Cigarettes Why Not Just Roll Up A Couple Dubers And Stick Them In Your Pack

Just A Thought! A High Thought!
 
We brought some incredible shit back from California with us when we were out there a couple weeks ago. No problems at all.
 
I think the mail might be safer as long as it is airtight and not a large amount.
I am just afraid with my record. I would get searched with my luck. Once they ran me thru NCIC they would probally search the whole airport and my residence.
I hate authority. The man really pisses me off.
 
as far as the xray, i have seen the screen they use. it has different colors indicating denseness and layers im assuming. i would just put it in a bloody dildo like i said before lol.
 
IMPORTANT!!!!! Like I said previously I fly a lot so I have learned a little bit about security. I do know that 99% of the time the people they pick to pat down after the metal detector are the ones that bought the ticket with cash or in another funny way. I flew about 60 times last year and only got pat down 1 time and I think that the guy was just trying to cop a feel. Just a note for you guys.


I also think those xrays may show what is organic as well as metals, liquids and whatever the hell else. Thats why I dont ever put anything in my bag. I always feel the safest with it on me since I know exactly what kind of security Ill be going through.
 
Mailing it is deff the best option here, If you want to be super safe about it, just use someone elses mailbox and adress.. kind of a dick move I know, but 99% you wont get caught mailing, people mail clones all the time, and everything else. But mailing seems so much simpler. Or you can just smoke so much before you leave that you will be high for the whole trip :)
 
i have always had success with putting into a vit c jar in my toiltries bag.
took 10grs of hash from india to canada then from jamacia via canada back to bangkok.
Buds i havent traveled in the air with, bit too bulky, and just for weed you can find anywere, anytown.
 
get a camera, unscrew it rip out the shit inside put ur weed inside the camera, screw it back together withought anything in it but your weed. maybe sharpie over the clear parts like the lense
 
the esiest thing I've heard on here is to just get some duct tape or some shit and strap a baggy to the inside of ur thigh! easy, fast, and nobody is gonna fuck w/ ur thigh, especially if ur a chick
 
Friend brought some from Cali back to Central Florida in his underwear gooch pocket. It was in an air tight baggie. 3.5 grams
 
i guess not many ppl have actually done this
im hearing a lot my buddy did and ive heard so
in that case (outside of peoples actually 1st hand experance) you should
go to a cosutme hire shop and get one of those massive fatt suits, have them take out all the inside crap and replace it with sealed bags of weed then so you have a giant fat weed suit the dress up like an old granny, pissy your pants so that takes care of the dogs and Walaaa, there you have just transported 5 pounds of weed under everyones nose.
 
last year i flew into van and i got pulled for a search that was cool , but they found a stray rolling paper in my camera bag , after that i might as well have been a terrorist i didnt get stripped but they went through everything i mean everything , battery and tape compartments on my cameras , swabbed my pockets for drugs and explosive residues they went though everthing thoroughly, i dont believe its worth it but i wouldnt go near a bloody dildo you sick bastard !!!
 
I don't mean to be rude or sound like a bitch, but when folks as questions or for sound advice, it would be nice to get replies from those who have actually done this and made it threw.....as YOU would not want to be the result of someone else going to jail, because you had an experiment you wanted to try out on some poor stoner asking for advice.... nt cool in my book, I would have to rank those up there with snitches......JMO..:joint: :peace:

are we giving actualy experances or just what they think would work??
 
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