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brendon420

brendon420

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i have pooped in a lot of weird places. im not afraid to pop a squat, ive also wiped my butt with questionable objects. rocks. leaves, haha and dont get me started on pooping in the ocean.
 
brendon420

brendon420

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exactly my view as well, i dont poop i the ocean so much per say, just between peoples houses and stuff, having a wet suit on doesnt help
 
AnitaNuggs

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brendon420 said:
exactly my view as well, i dont poop i the ocean so much per say, just between peoples houses and stuff, having a wet suit on doesnt help
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gotcha back on that one...
imagine taking it off in the ocean to get the poop out and trying to put it back on lmao
 
Stoney McFried

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I got caught pooping in the woods by cops....they shined their lights on me from their car and laughed as I frantically tried to wave them away...I had to dive into the bushes with my pants around my ankles because I wasnt done wiping.My whole family was there, we were fishing, and they laughed at me the whole way home.
brendon420 said:
i have pooped in a lot of weird places. im not afraid to pop a squat, ive also wiped my butt with questionable objects. rocks. leaves, haha and dont get me started on pooping in the ocean.
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brendon420

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i dont poo IN my wetsuit, its just funny because i surf early in the morning like 6 am and i usually dont poop before so all the paddling and laying on your stomach works all of last nights dinner down to the drop shoot and it will hit me maybe 20 mins after waking up..worst feeling ever. like sea maiden's thread she started about poops that force themselves out.. nothings worse than a shart though.. lol
 
Stoney McFried

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You can always tell a shart by the sound...it sounds like...someone trying to whistle with a mouth full of cream cheese.
brendon420 said:
i dont poo IN my wetsuit, its just funny because i surf early in the morning like 6 am and i usually dont poop before so all the paddling and laying on your stomach works all of last nights dinner down to the drop shoot and it will hit me maybe 20 mins after waking up..worst feeling ever. like sea maiden's thread she started about poops that force themselves out.. nothings worse than a shart though.. lol
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brendon420

brendon420

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i got ripped on for years by my brother for pooping in a creek...i guess some people find certain things unacceptable. but i cant deny my body when its telling me something needs to go..
 
brendon420

brendon420

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oh man i am really realizing how many poop related stories i have..im a little hesitant about telling more lol
 
brendon420

brendon420

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neither does my girlfriend, she poops like 3 times a week at best, she hates that i just pop out terds 3 times a day.
 
brendon420

brendon420

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fuckkk yeah the arcade fire just played SNL and their lead guitarist singer broke a string halfway through so when he got done he just destroyed it...i loveeee the arcade fire.
 
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