How much weed is a blowjob worth?

UncleBuck said:

holy shit.

i just realized that by bricktop's "john logic", my wife's parents are paying me to fuck their daughter!

they have made more "indirect payments" for our sex than i have ever made to my wife. they must really want grandkids!

alternatively, they may just be doing what it is that people do, without viewing every kind gesture as a well-concealed ploy for sex.

i bought my brother in law a popcorn maker. do i get a handy now?

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She must really be homely !!

How much weed do they give you so you keep giving her head ?

Gyroscope said:

She must really be homely !!

How much weed do they give you so you keep giving her head ?

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such a witty rejoinder!

how many hours did you spend contemplating those insults?

i mean, to intimate that my wife is ugly and has a penis must have required the help of a high-powered advertisement consulting agency and/or NASA scientists.

kudos to you, good sir. i am sooooo very hurt.

are we legitimately STILL talking about this??? come on folks, this is not the forum for this kind of behavior...

robert 14617 said:

so jam would you suck a dick for a million bucks?

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That was just rude...no reason at all to twist my words around.

Id suck a dick for $1000 and Im a guy

I guess there is more than 1 way to get "blown" from weed!!! LMAO

supchaka said:

Id suck a dick for $1000 and Im a guy

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whoaa.... WTF?

jpill said:

whoaa.... WTF?

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my price would be much higher

supchaka said:

Id suck a dick for $1000 and Im a guy

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if this is true ill take 20 dollars worth

hahahaha ^^^^^^^

jpill said:

whoaa.... WTF?

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woah WTFX2

Wow, $1000.....

you build 1,000 bridges and suck one dick do you think they call me mario the bridge builder

UncleBuck said:

such a witty rejoinder!

how many hours did you spend contemplating those insults?

i mean, to intimate that my wife is ugly and has a penis must have required the help of a high-powered advertisement consulting agency and/or NASA scientists.

kudos to you, good sir. i am sooooo very hurt.

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I am glad you liked it so much !

It came easy for me. Only a few seconds actually.

You are the one that keeps bringing up your wife in a thread about blowjobs. I said "giving your wife head". You are the one that called her ugly and insinuated she has a penis. I meant you were licking it, not sucking it. I would think if you actually loved her so much as you say, then you might leave her out of this. I almost feel sorry for you now, knowing that you had to settle. I now see why you are so bitter and all.

Gyroscope said:

She must really be homely !!

How much weed do they give you so you keep giving her head ?

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Gyroscope said:

You are the one that called her ugly and insinuated she has a penis.

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ummmm, can you not read?

you clearly implied both of those things first, and i clearly called you out on it.

my apologies if you are butthurt that i defended myself against your juvenile insults.

Your better off just having sex with the slut with protection or you risk getting one of her stds from getting ah blowie.

its kind of shitty that the only thing you think you can offer a girl is weed or money.... is that the only thing of value you have to offer.... thats sad.....theres so much more to life

My girl gives me head anytime I ask...but its done out of kindness and caring.... not money.

HAHAHA i had his chick in HS give me one for a dub sack hahahaha

Lol I didn't know my response was so well received I mean honestly I'm not gay, and if I could be guaranteed I wouldn't catch an std it would be the easiest grand I'd ever make! It's the homophobes that say oh god you fag I'd never do that! I'm secure in my sexuality.