How many tokers are smokers?

Hernandez248

Hernandez248

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I live in an "up and coming" part of chicago, and all that means is that the gangs haven't all left yet. I get to wake up to reggaeton blaring from the downstairs around 9am on the weekends.

Their bass is crazy and so one time I don't know what they were watching, but it sounded and felt like chicago was getting bombed, and it went on for 10 minutes, I was so stoned I couldn't figure out what it was, so I opened the window to make sure chicago wasn't getting bombed, but you could hear it so loud outside too, and there were ambulances and fire trucks going by too, I think I finally rolled a joint and said "well fuck, at least if I die, I'll be stoned." I was pretty relieved the next day though when I woke up on the couch covered in bbq sauce surrounded by salt and vinegar chips realizing I wasn't dead. So I rolled a joint in celebration. =)
 
rx8man

rx8man

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lol thats fuckin hilarious... i wish shit like that happened here... im thinkin about smokin a bowl right now but that would require getting my ass up and packin... damnit!!
 
Hernandez248

Hernandez248

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Ugh I know, I'm about to go scrape some fucking resin, my buddy 10ft down the hall from my apartment has a quarter pound but he's out at a bar right now. where you from man?
 
PlasmaRadio

PlasmaRadio

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Fuckin' Hijackers. ^

I just don't understand smoking, you pay a mighty shitload* of money to fuck up your lungs, shorten your life and most importantly, you don't get high. Sounds like bad risk/gains analysis to me.


*mighty shitload = 2.8 shitloads
 
Hernandez248

Hernandez248

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Shitload is metric, I'm from the US I don't understand that.

And I don't think of it as hijacking. I think of it as keeping this thread alive long enough for someone like you to reply to the thread and steer it back on to track =P

I'm a Longevity Specialist.
 
MonsterPot

MonsterPot

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On and off. Week on, few weeks off, week on, several months off. Now on...really wish i'd just stop 4 good... There are more enjoyable things to smoke out there :joint:
 
Lacy

Lacy

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GAWD buddy. I would HATE that type of atmosphere.
What a nightmare. I love the country. :mrgreen::blsmoke::peace:
Hernandez248 said:
I live in an "up and coming" part of chicago, and all that means is that the gangs haven't all left yet. I get to wake up to reggaeton blaring from the downstairs around 9am on the weekends.

Their bass is crazy and so one time I don't know what they were watching, but it sounded and felt like chicago was getting bombed, and it went on for 10 minutes, I was so stoned I couldn't figure out what it was, so I opened the window to make sure chicago wasn't getting bombed, but you could hear it so loud outside too, and there were ambulances and fire trucks going by too, I think I finally rolled a joint and said "well fuck, at least if I die, I'll be stoned." I was pretty relieved the next day though when I woke up on the couch covered in bbq sauce surrounded by salt and vinegar chips realizing I wasn't dead. So I rolled a joint in celebration. =)
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Hernandez248

Hernandez248

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Lacy just because you're signature saaaaaayyss you aren't a guy, I don't believe you.

I'll talk to you anyway though sir.

I fucking wish I was in the country, I'd have a large area devoted to my vegetable needs...Pot of course, also. Do you have a vegetable garden sir?
 
jaiddragon

jaiddragon

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PlasmaRadio said:
Fuckin' Hijackers. ^

I just don't understand smoking, you pay a mighty shitload* of money to fuck up your lungs, shorten your life and most importantly, you don't get high. Sounds like bad risk/gains analysis to me.


*mighty shitload = 2.8 shitloads
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probably because nicotine is more addictive than herion...

you start when youre a kid cause its fucking cool and then youre hooked through the bag, what am i saying smoking is still fucking cool, just dont be one of those unlucky 10% that get the big C...
 
dirtyshawa

dirtyshawa

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smoking cigs is filthy and unnatural. Tobacco i can condone because, its is a God given plant just like the "Herb". Cigs have all types of life threating chemicals. But, i was once a savage and i can sympathize with u cig smokers. I want to help u kick the habit because, i've seen how devastating the vice can be. So, heres the trick every time you think about smoking a cig, smoke some herb, try this out for a month-no cheating and i guarantee your cravings will cease. Or go cold turkey, which is a true testament of your will power. Addiction is a mental dependency.
 
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