How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?

danbridge

Well-Known Member

• Sep 17, 2012

• #1

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You know why? ...oh wow you mean the light bulb is out?



Q: Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A: A drunk driver runs a red light and a stoned driver waits for the stop sign to turn green

 

high|hgih

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2012

• #2

The first one, I saw somewhere and the answer was 'I dunno.. I forgot.'

Funny though

 

dslantic

Active Member

• Sep 19, 2012

• #3

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: i don't hard but it's too stoned to be around lcd without being a smartass.

 

HotShot7414

Well-Known Member

• Sep 20, 2012

• #4

None I'm too stoned for that pilgrims

 

lokie

Well-Known Member

• Sep 20, 2012

• #5

don't quit your day job.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 24, 2012

• #6

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guy incognito

Well-Known Member

• Sep 24, 2012

• #7

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?

I cried when I cut up the onion.

 

Weedasaurus

Well-Known Member

• Oct 26, 2012

• #8

about 420, give or take

 

giggle stick

New Member

• Oct 9, 2013

• #9

3 one to get the bulb one to roll up the weed other to make observations

 

Adjorr

Well-Known Member

• Oct 9, 2013

• #10

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one but it takes 15 episodes

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Oct 9, 2013

• #11

For real man.. some dude been terrorizing the town the past 6 episodes(without even fighting, just sizing each other up).. all you see is weird eye movements, strange quivers, and constant screaming.....I get forced into watching Saturday cartoons on the cw.......

 

Dogenzengi

Well-Known Member

• Oct 9, 2013

• #12

The sign of a real man, watching cartoons with your kids!
Happy Daddy!

 

Organicus

Active Member

• Aug 17, 2018

• #13

giggle stick said:

3 one to get the bulb one to roll up the weed other to make observations

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It take’s one person to change a light bulb , but the light bulb , really has to want to change.