How many lighters do you have

racerboy71 · Oct 8, 2013

eye exaggerate said:
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Trying to get your freekin' hand between the console and the seat is a pisser.

Yes it is... yesterday i went for a lengthy drive on some unfamiliar roads and on one I dropped my CIG..
I was all proud of myself trapping it with my elbow up against my body, but when I went to grab it, it slipped down into the twilight zone..
I tried reaching for it for a few seconds till I looked in the rear view and noticed this big ass dump truck barrelling down on me at about 80 mph or so and my speed had slipped down to about 50..
I said EFF it as it was almost done and was thinking it went out in all the fuss.. the car didn't burst into flames 5 minutes later so all was well..

racerboy71 · Oct 8, 2013

eye exaggerate said:
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Trying to get your freekin' hand between the console and the seat is a pisser.

My vw is great as the seats lift up in such a way that it makes getting lost crap out from under the seat a breeze..
God bless those Germans lol..

eye exaggerate · Oct 8, 2013

racerboy71 said:
I was all proud of myself trapping it with my elbow up against my body, but when I went to grab it, it slipped down into the twilight zone..

That was good for a laugh

KushXOJ · Oct 8, 2013

I just started collecting these thingd called clipper lighters ....I have 3 clippers and 2 bics atm

racerboy71 · Oct 8, 2013

KushXOJ said:
I just started collecting these thingd called clipper lighters ....I have 3 clippers and 2 bics atm

Do tell oj..

Trousers · Oct 8, 2013

I have shit tons of lighters gathering dust.
Hakko soldering iron ftw.

MrEDuck · Oct 8, 2013

racerboy71 said:
I do it all the time Ricky..
The other week I cleaned under the couch and must've found half a dozen lighters.. the next day I went to light a smoke and couldn't find not a one of them.. I was all wtf, just had a bunch of them yesterday..
Sometimes I think the things grow legs and walk away..

I always clean before I go buy new lighters. Usually it saves me a trip to the store.

racerboy71 said:
Yes it is... yesterday i went for a lengthy drive on some unfamiliar roads and on one I dropped my CIG..
I was all proud of myself trapping it with my elbow up against my body, but when I went to grab it, it slipped down into the twilight zone..
I tried reaching for it for a few seconds till I looked in the rear view and noticed this big ass dump truck barrelling down on me at about 80 mph or so and my speed had slipped down to about 50..
I said EFF it as it was almost done and was thinking it went out in all the fuss.. the car didn't burst into flames 5 minutes later so all was well..

Damn. I once had a cig fly back into a friends car and we couldn't find it until years later a burn was found way under something.

racerboy71 · Oct 8, 2013

MrEDuck said:
I always clean before I go buy new lighters. Usually it saves me a trip to the store.

Damn. I once had a cig fly back into a friends car and we couldn't find it until years later a burn was found way under something.

I've dropped a few and had them stay lit for a mile or so till I could pull over and try and find it.. that's always fun..

Sand4x105 · Oct 8, 2013

Yea-yea-yea... Lighters... sitting here at the table, I see four lighters [all AMERICAN MADE Bic]... 8 more in a drawer behind me, with in reach, and a giant pile of pot on a paper plate, just in case I need to light something...
I Buy American made Bic's...and nothing else... I don't smoke cigs... my GF is always loosing her lighter... she smokes... maybe that is the link to loosing them...

Sand4x105 · Oct 8, 2013

racerboy71 said:
I've dropped a few and had them stay lit for a mile or so till I could pull over and try and find it.. that's always fun..

I was driving down a back road... passed the J over to GF.... she taps it on window to rid ash... it flys out window.... I slam brakes.... and back up....
"Here, stop here..." she gets out and looks and there she sees it burning ever so slightly... she hits it, it stokes up... we pass it back and back... laughing all the way... Sometimes you get lucky....

kinddiesel · Oct 8, 2013

we must be running out of things to talk about if were talking about lighters .

racerboy71 · Oct 8, 2013

kinddiesel said:
we must be running out of things to talk about if were talking about lighters .

Lighters and pot, I'd think it'd be a pretty natural thing to converse about..

eye exaggerate · Oct 8, 2013

kinddiesel said:
we must be running out of things to talk about if were talking about lighters .

They could spark conversations, you know.

(sorry :-?

)

Trousers · Oct 8, 2013

Ugh........

eye exaggerate · Oct 8, 2013

^ I said sorry.

MojoRison · Oct 8, 2013

GreatwhiteNorth · Oct 8, 2013

Adjorr said:
I constantly buy lighters but I can never seem to find one when I needed it

Because Dannoo93 has them all.

Sunbiz1 · Oct 8, 2013

Adjorr said:
I constantly buy lighters but I can never seem to find one when I needed it

I have about 50 of those cheap free gas station lighters you can have...hate those things. :mrgreen:

MrEDuck · Oct 8, 2013

I always buy the biggest pack of bics the store has when I need them and I manage to find and lose them so that I often have them all die within like a 7-10 day span.
A modified version of the uncertainty principle seems to apply. Unless a pothead is actually holding their lighter they can not be sure of it's exact where abouts or movements. But there is a general lighter density around them like an electron cloud around nuclei in atoms and molecules. If they're smoking something really good even holding it doesn't always work.

vacpurge · Oct 8, 2013

good ol vac purge wins again

ive also got the biggest flint bomb that you have EVER seen. I cant seem to find any pics of it though. I think its around 400 flints. lets see someone beat that.

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