HOW MANY AMERICAN'S DOE'S IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Okallright said:
i keep seeing the words mainliner and fuckyou together alot on this site, was he gay?
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Wanna hear something REALLY messed up???? ...and it's a secret because it's just us GIRLFRIENDS in here - but the dude pretended he was gay.

He actually told me in a PM once that the first time he had sex, it was with a farm animal.

And that is was just so fulfilling that he could NOT obtain the same feeling from OTHER animals, just the very first billy goat.

One day in spring, his billy-goat died. So the Mainone got it stuffed, and he legally married it where he's from.

I think that's why he left...the honeymoon...
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Yessica... said:
Wanna hear something REALLY messed up???? ...and it's a secret because it's just us GIRLFRIENDS in here - but the dude pretended he was gay.

He actually told me in a PM once that the first time he had sex, it was with a farm animal.

And that is was just so fulfilling that he could NOT obtain the same feeling from OTHER animals, just the very first billy goat.

One day in spring, his billy-goat died. So the Mainone got it stuffed, and he legally married it where he's from.

I think that's why he left...the honeymoon...
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is that why he had a thing for you?
 
Okallright said:
the pics should be of farm animals?
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Oh honey - you're new - so let me help you.

Telling people what they SHOULD have posted - is probably the most annoying thing you can do...

If you don't get why something is funny, maybe that's because you have a vagina??? It really fucks up the funny in a lot of humans.

I get away with it, because I'm from space...
 
Yessica... said:
Oh honey - you're new - so let me help you.

Telling people what they SHOULD have posted - is probably the most annoying thing you can do...

If you don't get why something is funny, maybe that's because you have a vagina??? It really fucks up the funny in a lot of humans.

I get away with it, because I'm from space...
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I knew it...giphy.gif
 
Yessica... said:
Oh honey - you're new - so let me help you.

Telling people what they SHOULD have posted - is probably the most annoying thing you can do...

If you don't get why something is funny, maybe that's because you have a vagina??? It really fucks up the funny in a lot of humans.

I get away with it, because I'm from space...
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yessy can we talk about periods, i think im having pne
 
Okallright said:
@bu$hleaguer your mom's a fucking whore
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bu$hleaguer said:
Hey @Okallright I'm gonna tie your stupid cock stroking hands behind your back and strap a plastic bag around your fat head that's filled with cocks and human shit. Then I'm gonna make you lay your head in front of an open hot oven while I kick you in the vagina while the cock and shit bag melts onto your fucked up bashed the fuck out face.

Eat shit and cocks, bro.
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Mamma like...

PROCEED!!!
 
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