How long would it take to get my piss clean?

cmbajr

cmbajr

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I smokes weed all day every day all last week and a a good bit before that(last week was my binge smoking) and I got a call about a job and I stopped smoking for 3 days and today I got the job and I'm being piss tested if I drink shit loads of water will it be clean? I can't gurantee when the test is but I'm guessing within the next week or so... Could I pass or would I have to sneak clean piss in a pill bottle under my arm pit like someone told me to do?
 
Just keep drinking water as well as exercising if you can. Sweating it out and burning fat that probably holds some of that THC will help. That's all I can suggest, I wouldn't suggest all those bullshit methods people say to like drinking pickle juice.
 
Your urine is already sterile - how clean do you need it to be ? :-P

A heavy smoker of average weight can take upwards of 30 days to "piss clean".
Quit smoking, drink all the water you can hold & get some exercise.
Or, pick up some fake piss & hope they don't watch.
 
Yeah great point, also depends on your weight. More fat, more THC build up at least thats what I think since THC is fat soluable.
 
balactus said:
Just keep drinking water as well as exercising if you can. Sweating it out and burning fat that probably holds some of that THC will help. That's all I can suggest, I wouldn't suggest all those bullshit methods people say to like drinking pickle juice.
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Thats pretty much what I thought I should do... I only weigh 148 and I'm 5foot 11 it's mostly muscle too soo the fat shouldn't hold too much THC for me soo I'll drink a shir load of water...
 
I took a home test after doing a 7 day cleanse, drinking fuck loads of water, waited 30 days and still didn't pass, took another test on day 45 still dirty, I'm going to take another this Friday, day 61. I'll let you guys know how it goes... if you can get away with synthetic pee I say do it, might be your only hope. GL stay high.
 
dude they make a drink you drink it fill it back up with water then drink agin and pisss 2 times on the 3rd time you will be clean always used to work for me i cant rember the name though it was bought at a helth food store
 
I'm with shrx. my buddy's aboutyour build and was tryin to get clean for apiss test. he quit for about a month and ahalf ,took a home test and still came up dirty.Get some piss man. lol. it's a lot harder to get thc outa your system then most people think
 
Drinking a ton of water only leads to dilute results,if Your smoking bud with higher THC content all the time,it may take 2 whole months for it to get out of your system,Now there are detoxifiers and excersize,but alot of it can be the grade of weed you smoke and how often you smoke the higher quality as well, keep it in mind.I suggest Niacin,it is a good detoxifier as it boosts metabolism throughout the day in conjunction with excersize and water.
 
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