How fucked am i?

Thread starter MisterMicro
Start date Aug 14, 2008

MisterMicro

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#1

I just stole my car out of the towing yard. I went there 3 days after my tow to find out my bill was at 200 dollars and climbing 35 bucks a day. Fucken shit right? Im homeless right now and just dont have that kind of money. The fuckers didnt even let me get my shit, I had all my close in my fucking car, cause thats what i was living in. Hoot hoot! im on a roll eh?

Anyways i studied there place a bit and noticed they have no security mesures set at all! no gates to secure the place at night, nothing. I went back to check on my car and noticed i they left my spare keys chilling on the passenger side! I almost had a heart attack when i saw taht. shit, to prime to pass up right?

So i heard that that tiny white peice of porcelain on the end of spark plugs can take out a hole windo at the throw of a hand. I was a bit skeptical so i thought of a better plan. I smashed the peice into about 15 little peices and super glued them to the head of a hammer. That way when they hit the window they had maximum force.

So i head over by shitty bike at about 2 am. The hole way there my adrenilin is climbing like mad. I finally arive, stash my bike descretly and head for the car.

When i reached the car my addrenilin was pumping my heart almost out of my fucking chest, and i decidided better this second then chilling and second thinking it, so i just walked up to the passenger side and with all i had rammed my hammer into the passenger side. That windo was completly gone! Shit let me tell you, THE SMALL WHITE TIP OF SPARK PLUGS TAKE OUT WINDOWS LIKE NOTHING. Nothing put pea sized peices shattererd eveywhere. I unlocked the door and hurried to the driver side. Picked up the keys put them in the ignition and whent to start it up.

My ignition is really funny thogh, like they key has to be at just the right angle, so i fucked with it for about 10 seconds! Every second precious as gold, the oner of the joint lives like 5o feet away...

MisterMicro

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#2

so finally after seemingly a minuet, i get the fucker running and speed out the back. About a mile down, my gass meters emergency light goes red, which means i have ver little gas, and i have to go 30 fucking miles!

So indeed i make it, no cops on the way. Tight shit right?

Then the funny thing is the next morning i go to start it up and it puts off right away! my tank has 0 gass in it! What a fucking tight victory.

2 days later, long story short my step mom, my cars place of residence calls the cops on me. They find my car and was escorted to the salvation army on account the bich kicked me off her property. So now they police know i have the car, but the dumb fucks didnt know what kind of shit i just have been served. It was a different town so they left it to the town that i took the car from to decide my fate.

Anyone know what kind of shit im about to be served?

MisterMicro

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#3

bum P

weezer

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#4

your situation sucks man.
but things will get better
hold strong
i dont know what they gonna serve you

Njsurf14

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#5

shit man as cool as the story is . you should have just got the money,,,, OR steal the car and the next day have money and be like where the fucks my car

Chewwy1234

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#6

It's gonna cost about $200 to fix the window you busted and you'll still have to pay the tow bill :peace:

:peace:

MisterMicro

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#7

Chewwy1234 said:
It's gonna cost about $200 to fix the window you busted and you'll still have to pay the tow bill

Yeah, im just gana hit up the local junk yard.

And i pretty much figured the tow bill business, but will i be issued a ticket aswell you think?

Shit i think i did the best thing possible either way, there was no way i was coming up with the money any time soon, it could be weeks, and shit by then i mineswell get myself a porche with the cost per day these fuckers have.

And yeah, im getting an interview next monday, hope i get the job so i can finally get somewhere in this joke of a life :mrgreen:

:mrgreen:

MisterMicro

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#8

Njsurf14 said:
shit man as cool as the story is . you should have just got the money,,,, OR steal the car and the next day have money and be like where the fucks my car

Haha exactly what i had in mind, but even if i had the money, which i couldnt possibly get, they still would have found my car by my step moms dirty call.

I was considering sueing them aswell for there shity ass security after taking my car! haha, i would have enjoyed it so much seeing as the fat fuck owner wouldnt even let me get my close out of my car, i told him that i had all my close in my car and the fuck wouldnt let me get shit! Ahh i would love to just jack the fuck, ohhh would i saver it.

Twistyman

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#9

Yeah but what about the criminal charges.. your license plate # good ??? they have to take the V.I.N. # and plate... so lets see.. thats trespassing, break & enter... and in some places it's car theft to remove YOUR own car IF impounded....
I'd of rather paid the $200... maybe thats me.. twisty don't jail well....

Orchid Man

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#10

yes it is auto theft. not the brightest thing to do. oh and u know u dont have to give ur keys up when ur car is impounded right? next time hold onto ur keys... trust me theyll get it towed regardless....

MisterMicro

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#11

Well its my car so i cant see how that would be auto theft. And also i dont see how i can get charged with breaking and entering, again my vehicle. But shit didnt think about traspassing. What kind of fine would that be????? Anyone know? And yeah it would have been easier if

MisterMicro

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#12

IF I HAD THE MONEY. But like i said it could be weeks before i see that kind of money.

Twistyman

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#13

It can get worse.. If the impound lot is a municipel lot... thats it you're toast.. like breaking into city hall...or cop shop...

Twistyman

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#14

MisterMicro said:
Well its my car so i cant see how that would be auto theft. And also i dont see how i can get charged with breaking and entering, again my vehicle. But shit didnt think about traspassing. What kind of fine would that be????? Anyone know? And yeah it would have been easier if

B+E.. how did you get on the lot...with or w/out permission.. and an impounded car IS NOT yours..its.......wait for it IMPOUNDED.. as in not under your control...
lets see @ $35.00 per day while serving 6 months.... = grim shit........

MisterMicro

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#15

hmmm sounds really shity now. Damnet it twisty. Ignorance is bilss!! C'mon now!

Haha jk.

Hmmm shit fuck. Anyone have any law info, should i stay reall low for the time being? One of the cops i talked to though i would get a ticket and that was it... shit now im schetchen, didnt really think i would get busted though, fucked up how shit works, i probably would have gotten away with it if it werent for that medling step bitch!!! fuck. hmmmmm.......

Stoney McFried

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#16

It sucks to get down.It seems like you just keep falling further.Best I can tell you is this.Clean up, go sell some plasma.Hopefully you're not one of those people with funny veins who can't, like me.Next, brace yourself...you're gonna go to a carwash after hours, and get in the trash, and get all the pop cans you can.(I hope you can cash them in where you are, if not, you could sell them as scrap at a local junkyard.You may even get more.)Next, get a fucking wagon(yeah a radio flyer)or use some of that money to pay for some gas for somebody to haul you around. Learn the local garbage routes.Get yourself some air conditioners, old bikes,old appliances, and get the copper wire from this junk.Break down the bikes.Strip the coating from the copper wire.Either burn it off or manually strip it.Abandoned houses may have copper pipes, but make sure you have permission to get them.Old computer monitors and electronics have copper wire.If you work hard,and you continue to do this each week, you could be making hundreds a week.Maybe more.My ex lives on it so he doesn't have to pay child support.How to make money recycling! Recycling Prices, check recycle prices, KNOW how much Money you can get recycling your scrap.

MisterMicro

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#17

how could i talk to the police and get info without walking down to the cop shop like a loser in the law of natural selection???

MisterMicro

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#18

whoa whoa whoa, im not a straight up change collecter! shit like i said, im working on my job. And traspassing is a crime, so how long would it take to get on my record?

I have some ideas for money making, i just need to get on them. I have some dvaluable shit i need to ebay.

Stoney McFried said:
It sucks to get down.It seems like you just keep falling further.Best I can tell you is this.Clean up, go sell some plasma.Hopefully you're not one of those people with funny veins who can't, like me.Next, brace yourself...you're gonna go to a carwash after hours, and get in the trash, and get all the pop cans you can.(I hope you can cash them in where you are, if not, you could sell them as scrap at a local junkyard.You may even get more.)Next, get a fucking wagon(yeah a radio flyer)or use some of that money to pay for some gas for somebody to haul you around. Learn the local garbage routes.Get yourself some air conditioners, old bikes,old appliances, and get the copper wire from this junk.Break down the bikes.Strip the coating from the copper wire.Either burn it off or manually strip it.Abandoned houses may have copper pipes, but make sure you have permission to get them.Old computer monitors and electronics have copper wire.If you work hard,and you continue to do this each week, you could be making hundreds a week.Maybe more.My ex lives on it so he doesn't have to pay child support.How to make money recycling! Recycling Prices, check recycle prices, KNOW how much Money you can get recycling your scrap.

Stoney McFried

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#19

You could request a copy of the report.I dunno...why not try to leave the whole thing alone a while.....just work on getting enough cash to pay the fine, and perhaps some damages.Maybe they'll let you be.I had a police officer call me and ask me to come down to the cop shop because I popped my ex's mouthy wife in the face....I told him that there was no proof of anything, just her word, and have a nice day.They never bothered me again.

MisterMicro said:
how could i talk to the police and get info without walking down to the cop shop like a loser in the law of natural selection???

Stoney McFried

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#20

There's no shame in this shit.You can make good money doing this.You may have a job lined up, but what if you don't get it.Poverty is not a time for excess pride.I've done shit like this.It can be good money, not change, as you say.Better than minimum wage at a fast food place.

MisterMicro said:
whoa whoa whoa, im not a straight up change collecter! shit like i said, im working on my job. And traspassing is a crime, so how long would it take to get on my record?

I have some ideas for money making, i just need to get on them. I have some dvaluable shit i need to ebay.

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