How Do You Guys Pass Drug Tests Lol?

1230981

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i took two weeks off of smoking then smoked saturday and i just took a drug test today, i drank half a gallon of cranberry juice before it and i have no idea if i passed or not haha
 

dk2852

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i took two weeks off of smoking then smoked saturday and i just took a drug test today, i drank half a gallon of cranberry juice before it and i have no idea if i passed or not haha
First of all, its called the search function, I'm sure this threads all over the place. Second its called synthetic urine.
 

canuckgrow

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The only sure fired way is to refuse to take them....It is the only way to stop the huge multi national corporations from demanding everyone take one of their little piss tests.
Lets be clear people this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with profit.
 

Serapis

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First of all, its called the search function, I'm sure this threads all over the place. Second its called synthetic urine.
If you had actually read any of the threads you refer to, you would know that synthetic urine is often detected and nullifies a test.....

The only sure fired way is to refuse to take them....It is the only way to stop the huge multi national corporations from demanding everyone take one of their little piss tests.
Lets be clear people this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with profit.
I'm not sure I follow.... how does a company that requires drug testing profit from requesting a drug test?
 

canuckgrow

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If you had actually read any of the threads you refer to, you would know that synthetic urine is often detected and nullifies a test.....



I'm not sure I follow.... how does a company that requires drug testing profit from requesting a drug test?
Its the companies that make the drug test kits and that test the urine....have a read here...This is the biggest lobby group in the testing industry.....You will start to see the big picture.:
http://www.datia.org/
 

StonedPony

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SAY NO TO DRUGS...........pass test everytime...........unless its your date from last night and the roofies havent worn off her yet............
 

Dj1209

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SAY NO TO DRUGS...........pass test everytime...........unless its your date from last night and the roofies havent worn off her yet............
WOAH SP your back finally this place will liven up a bit, its been slow in toke n talk without ya.
 

StonedPony

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WOOP WOOP...............RIU had a drag net out for me..........I had to come back lol........now put the damn guns away LOL
 

BBYY

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I always used synthetic urine threw my time when I needed to piss.. Magnum was the brand.
Never was detected and I was never caught.
 

akgrown

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good luck bro but, if your a regular smoker that two weeks aint going to do shit then you smoked on top of it. Im willing to bet you fail unless you smoke one joint every couple months.
 

StonedPony

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Toke N Talk how do you guys pass drug testssss lol

in the Cannabis Cafe

forums; I always used synthetic urine threw my time when I needed to piss.. Magnum was the brand. Never was detected ...


Study hard......try as many drugs as you can before test......I was able to Identify 65 drugs by taste alone

didnt get the job.........................fuck
 

LaKapitone

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If you had actually read any of the threads you refer to, you would know that synthetic urine is often detected and nullifies a test.....



I'm not sure I follow.... how does a company that requires drug testing profit from requesting a drug test?
Synthetic urine is often detected in those that abuse one of the two following; 1. Do not properly set up for the synthetic to be used, ex. not heating properly (90% of detections are due to degree) and/or 2. They had an outdated setup, the drug testing industry is huge & they are constantly updating they're methods in order to better detect not only drug use but synthetic use. Therefore, likewise, the synthetic companies who are also a large industry are putting just as much study to stay above the testing facilities. Just like the doctors that put more research into coming out with a steroid that won't be detected for athletes.

With a trusted synthetic brand, up to date, & used properly, you will pass 100% of the time, guaranteed. I'm walking proof of that, I have used a handful myself. The company I use to work for did random drug testing twice a year. I've had my fair share of testing synthetics.

Everybody profits in the drug testing industry, little research on Google or even Yahoo for that matter will open your eyes. Drug testing for employment is one of the biggest scams being ran with little detection. It amazes me really, something so obvious... yet so misunderstood.
 
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