how do you get away with growing pot?

BudHead40791

Active Member
i know everything i need to know to grow a shit load of plants out doors and i got everything i need too. but i dont wanna get caught by feds u feel me. is there anyone who can tell me how to grow a shit load of bud and keep it low key.
 

BackDoorMan

Well-Known Member
don't tell anybody and don't grow more than you can hide is a good place to start.. make sure you pick a spot that not alot of people go to and isn't on your land.. I grow on my land, but i'm out in the woods and see no more than 5 cars per day on my road, and all those are people comming home from work..

Or you can buy a small portable shed, and get you some lights and what-not and grow in there.. just depends on what you're willing to do.. I always look at it like they're going to get me, and i'm gonna go to jail.. but im gonna do it anyway and i'm gonna enjoy it while I can.. fuck them.. if I go to jail, maybe I can learn more from the people in there..
 

BudHead40791

Active Member
oh tru. wuts a good way to hide my shit from helicopters. i see those motherfuckers all the time out in the country.
 

craca102

Well-Known Member
i know everything i need to know to grow a shit load of plants out doors and i got everything i need too. but i dont wanna get caught by feds u feel me. is there anyone who can tell me how to grow a shit load of bud and keep it low key.
I thought you said you know everything u need to know to grow a shit load of plants outdoors?

Just don't talk about it. Keep your mouth shut and find a remote place.
 

gangjababy

Well-Known Member
keep your plots small, no more then 5 plants. Don't cut down trees or leave trash around, take multiple paths to your plants so you don't leave a trail. cover your face when going to the plots, wlays have a valid excuse why you ate out in the woods.
 

Boneman

Well-Known Member
Yeah, and when the cops tackle you at the grow site, make sure you tell them that the reason you are wearing a mask is because you are playing haunted hide and seek in the middle of the woods.
 

gangjababy

Well-Known Member
Yeah, and when the cops tackle you at the grow site, make sure you tell them that the reason you are wearing a mask is because you are playing haunted hide and seek in the middle of the woods.
On the rare chance that the cops find your grow and setup a remote camera, the mask will save you. Now I'm not saying go ninja to your plot, but when you get close throw a bandana over your face, it could be the deciding factor in getting popped and the cops not having enough to arrest you...
 

Petrostyle

Active Member
There are really just a few important things to remember that I believe answer your question.

1) BE LEGAL - Get your fuckin card. If you don't live in a place where you can grow medical marijuana, don't fuckin grow marijuana. Some people disagree, but thats my stance. If you care about your life and you have people that care about you, it is not worth it. Period.

2) Pick a Good Spot - If you're growin at your house, pick a spot well protected from the view of unfriendly neighbors, square ass police-friendly landlords, and curious passers-by. If you're doin it guerilla style, pick a spot as far back in the brush as you can that still gets good light, try not to take the exact same path back to your plot, don't leave trash or other bright shit around and try not to go to your plot every day. Make sure your plants have plenty of room to go without being seen. Tie the beasts down low if necessary.

3) Don't Be Greedy - Dont germ 100 seeds or waste money on 50 clones and get your hopes up with dreams of a field of weed only to get robbed or busted. Grow the right amound of plants for the area you've got to work with. Worry more about starting with good genetics and growing each and every plant right than having a shit load of plants or having big huge monsters. The fact that less plants = more stealth cannot be denied.

4) Stick to the Basics - Fundamentals: Soil, genetics, nutrients, love. The best weed I have ever smoked was most certainly not grown with molasses or Pure Madagascar Bat Guano or any other weird shit...it was grown following the principles contained in those 4 fundamental aspects.

5) Ask For Help When You Need It - You dont have to go it alone, RIU is here for you. Utilize the massive knowledge base here at RIU (and if you think about it, massive doesn't even begin to describe the vast copendium of collective weed-related experience of the membership of this website). Utilize it early and often.

6) DONT TELL PEOPLE - This should be every pot growers motto. The more people you tell, the more of a chance you will get in some kind of trouble. I don't care if its your fuckin grandpa or your dentist or your best friend of 20 years, more people knowing about your crop = more of a likelyhood you will experience some sort of a situation, PERIOD. (Note: While this point is of extreme importance, I still feel that being legal is a bigger priority. If you're legal and you get into some kind of trouble, you have the law to fall back on. If you are in the wrong and a situation arises, you gotta nut up and handle it yourself).

Well thats just about it. Hope I was able to help somewhat. Good luck with all future endeavors and I wish you the best. Peace everybody.
 

sweetsmell

Well-Known Member
There are really just a few important things to remember that I believe answer your question.

1) BE LEGAL - Get your fuckin card. If you don't live in a place where you can grow medical marijuana, don't fuckin grow marijuana. Some people disagree, but thats my stance. If you care about your life and you have people that care about you, it is not worth it. Period.

2) Pick a Good Spot - If you're growin at your house, pick a spot well protected from the view of unfriendly neighbors, square ass police-friendly landlords, and curious passers-by. If you're doin it guerilla style, pick a spot as far back in the brush as you can that still gets good light, try not to take the exact same path back to your plot, don't leave trash or other bright shit around and try not to go to your plot every day. Make sure your plants have plenty of room to go without being seen. Tie the beasts down low if necessary.

3) Don't Be Greedy - Dont germ 100 seeds or waste money on 50 clones and get your hopes up with dreams of a field of weed only to get robbed or busted. Grow the right amound of plants for the area you've got to work with. Worry more about starting with good genetics and growing each and every plant right than having a shit load of plants or having big huge monsters. The fact that less plants = more stealth cannot be denied.

4) Stick to the Basics - Fundamentals: Soil, genetics, nutrients, love. The best weed I have ever smoked was most certainly not grown with molasses or Pure Madagascar Bat Guano or any other weird shit...it was grown following the principles contained in those 4 fundamental aspects.

5) Ask For Help When You Need It - You dont have to go it alone, RIU is here for you. Utilize the massive knowledge base here at RIU (and if you think about it, massive doesn't even begin to describe the vast copendium of collective weed-related experience of the membership of this website). Utilize it early and often.

6) DONT TELL PEOPLE - This should be every pot growers motto. The more people you tell, the more of a chance you will get in some kind of trouble. I don't care if its your fuckin grandpa or your dentist or your best friend of 20 years, more people knowing about your crop = more of a likelyhood you will experience some sort of a situation, PERIOD. (Note: While this point is of extreme importance, I still feel that being legal is a bigger priority. If you're legal and you get into some kind of trouble, you have the law to fall back on. If you are in the wrong and a situation arises, you gotta nut up and handle it yourself).

Well thats just about it. Hope I was able to help somewhat. Good luck with all future endeavors and I wish you the best. Peace everybody.
Easy for you to say
 

BackDoorMan

Well-Known Member
+rep for that shit..

But be legal?? that's real easy for you to say.. some of us hate fuckin paying for it, it grows from teh ground.. why should I pay you 100 an O for it when i can grow it for less than 50?, alot of us are tired of gettin fucked, give somebody your money and then watch it walk off into the sunset... don't forget to wave at it as it disappears cause you aint ever seein it again...


There are really just a few important things to remember that I believe answer your question.

1) BE LEGAL - Get your fuckin card. If you don't live in a place where you can grow medical marijuana, don't fuckin grow marijuana. Some people disagree, but thats my stance. If you care about your life and you have people that care about you, it is not worth it. Period.

2) Pick a Good Spot - If you're growin at your house, pick a spot well protected from the view of unfriendly neighbors, square ass police-friendly landlords, and curious passers-by. If you're doin it guerilla style, pick a spot as far back in the brush as you can that still gets good light, try not to take the exact same path back to your plot, don't leave trash or other bright shit around and try not to go to your plot every day. Make sure your plants have plenty of room to go without being seen. Tie the beasts down low if necessary.

3) Don't Be Greedy - Dont germ 100 seeds or waste money on 50 clones and get your hopes up with dreams of a field of weed only to get robbed or busted. Grow the right amound of plants for the area you've got to work with. Worry more about starting with good genetics and growing each and every plant right than having a shit load of plants or having big huge monsters. The fact that less plants = more stealth cannot be denied.

4) Stick to the Basics - Fundamentals: Soil, genetics, nutrients, love. The best weed I have ever smoked was most certainly not grown with molasses or Pure Madagascar Bat Guano or any other weird shit...it was grown following the principles contained in those 4 fundamental aspects.

5) Ask For Help When You Need It - You dont have to go it alone, RIU is here for you. Utilize the massive knowledge base here at RIU (and if you think about it, massive doesn't even begin to describe the vast copendium of collective weed-related experience of the membership of this website). Utilize it early and often.

6) DONT TELL PEOPLE - This should be every pot growers motto. The more people you tell, the more of a chance you will get in some kind of trouble. I don't care if its your fuckin grandpa or your dentist or your best friend of 20 years, more people knowing about your crop = more of a likelyhood you will experience some sort of a situation, PERIOD. (Note: While this point is of extreme importance, I still feel that being legal is a bigger priority. If you're legal and you get into some kind of trouble, you have the law to fall back on. If you are in the wrong and a situation arises, you gotta nut up and handle it yourself).

Well thats just about it. Hope I was able to help somewhat. Good luck with all future endeavors and I wish you the best. Peace everybody.
 

Tippingpoint

New Member
+rep for that shit..

But be legal?? that's real easy for you to say.. some of us hate fuckin paying for it, it grows from teh ground.. why should I pay you 100 an O for it when i can grow it for less than 50?, alot of us are tired of gettin fucked, give somebody your money and then watch it walk off into the sunset... don't forget to wave at it as it disappears cause you aint ever seein it again...

Hell yeah man i hate paying for it. but it gets the job done.
 

Petrostyle

Active Member
Well I guess I understand where yall are comin from. I should probably revise my list to encompass the rest of the U.S.. Currently, my list is valid only in Northern California, because thats where i'm from and thats what I know lol. To be honest, if I lived somewhere back East or the Midwest, somewhere where weed was 100% illegal, I would probably still grow for all the reasons you guys said lol. bongsmilie
 
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