Horny In The Morning.

I woke up sunday morning immensely aroused so i turned over to my wife's side of the bed. my wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and i could hear her downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that i might spoil things by getting up, i called my little boy into the room and asked him to 'take this note to your beautiful mum for me.'

I Wrote :

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, To Hell With The Breakfast, You Come Back To Bed.

She sent a note back to me and then asked my son to 'take this to your silly Daddy" my son quipped.'

The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey`s Had A Haemorrhage, Theres No Circus Today.

I read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. and i asked my son to take it back to 'the lady in the kitchen'.

I Wrote:

The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Give Me Some Head.

i Could Hear Her Laughing, She read the note and then asked my son to 'take this to the poor dude upstairs' my son said.

The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand!

rofl thats hilarious

pretty great

haha like it!

Aweeeeeee, that's so cute.
Almost makes me wish I had a girlfriend.

LMFAO that was good