"Higher than ___" | What sayings are your favorite?

Higher than a Cooty Bird!!!

Or, "Cooty Bird High".

JohnnyGreenfingers said:

Weirdest peanut butter and banana sandwich friend in butter that I've ever seen.

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I've never had a peanut butter and banana sandwich friend. Especially in butter. Are they reliable?

I'm getting higher than 9 hippies in a helicopter.

Higher than when Frank Zappa smoked an old gym sock rolled up in a high school diploma , it's live concert antics where another Zappa band member smokes a college degree to get higher than Frank .

Man i miss FZ , the Motzart of our time & one of the greatest classical music composers of the world .

im high as giraffe pussy....

Higher than Robert Downey Jr circa 1998.

a hawks nest

Depends on the high...The go to is "higher than balls"...but on rare occasions (new bong you just liberally christened, just came back from a tolerance break, etc), it's "I might fall of the face of the earth if I attempt to move".

High as giraffe pussy
High like they eye on a gi-raffe
Higher than hello
High as bird balls
Tommy chong high

True story.^

Rob Ford...........

theexpress said:

im high as giraffe pussy....

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love it!!!!

Darby Crash @ Okie Dogs

Im higher then dog shit! I could already tell this one is not going to catch.

^ lol
i say, high as a kite

Higher than a $20 hooker on Colfax.

stoned off my gourd

Than a catholic priest on a hunch backed alter boy?

Fukin nailed it^^^^^^^^^

Higher than thou...I've heard that said many times mostly by older ppl

dannyboy602 said:

Higher than thou...I've heard that said many times mostly by older ppl

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