Hey Hippy... Got 15 bucks?

For Twood. or Tilhay. or your other fave LP.
http://dicksbymail.com
There is one similar company that includes an 8x11 "eat a bag of dicks" note with the delivery.

People sent these things to them oregon militia guys when they were begging for supplies and snacks.
So they got these. And dildos and the like....
funny shit.

I spent all my money on a gram of schwagg from til-twood-canopy.
Now I gots da Jimmy Leg and the goats incoherent..... He's got his friends over.

If ya can't beat 'em, you might as well join 'em, eh Hippy? How much fun can we have with this...? Think there are enough of us we can overload their email inbox with questions?

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First question. "Why would anyone apply to invest large sums of cash in a failing idea?" Or "What's the chances LP's will ever hit the 200,000 captive patient number predicted?"

Bag o Dicks those would become a lunch room staple....or around the trim table its an LP favorite

I guess we could get all of the LP's their own Bag o dicks....maybe a crowd source funding....

what a haha that would be...we ALL apply for LP licenses (Hippy, you have to do one for the goat too) and that way we'd overload them and the "real" applications would get put off due to the flood.
that would be rich. we could send new ones in each week with new company names. that would really mess them up

NO!!! Definitely NOT..
YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHAT THEY DO!!!!


that would put you on the same field
where's the control and how are they supposed to make money when that's allowed???

I told the goat we are applying to become LP's........he bit me. Now he's hooked up with this broad and won't follow orders.

It could be Dizzy

The Hippy said:

I told the goat we are applying to become LP's........he bit me. Now he's hooked up with this broad and won't follow orders.

It could be Dizzy

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may explain a thing or two..

it wasn't for real...
i think it would be fun to send tons of applications to jam them up.
we could send in applications under names like "off the backs meds" "too rich for you" " Waa waa waa" "NoMeds"
that kind of thing. can you imagine the looks on their faces if you submitted with a company name "Lick My Nuts"

I know some dudes that mailed a dead groundhog back to a part supplier. The supplier was always sending the wrong parts to my buddies. So they plugged a groundhog out behind the shop, boxed it up and send back the ( wrong ) part. Wrong parts hold guys up.
The supplier found it after no one apparently could stand the stink anymore in the warehouse anymore. They had just restocked it back on the shelf for resale. LMFAO