Help me troll thieves

sticks and stones-

will only break your bones.



just tryin to troll your thread. is it workin?

why not just beat him up and do the thirty days. no kids will come in your yard for thirty years. *"old man buck'll whip your azz!"

LOL

Murfy said:

sticks and stones-

will only break your bones.



just tryin to troll your thread. is it workin?

why not just beat him up and do the thirty days. no kids will come in your yard for thirty years. *"old man buck'll whip your azz!"

LOL

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shitty troll is shitty.

UncleBuck said:

lol, i was just pondering the same. great minds...

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set them up (with minor on hand) to "steal" a friends stuff and catch them, fuck with em for a little while, then let a 14 year old beat on them while you hold them...

on another note perhaps if your not into the bodily harm thing you can hit them where it really hurts, their pockets. set them up say youll sell em an O for 2, pull some guns and show them what a robbery is and scare the fuck out of them take their money and shoes and leave them a couple miles from home or the closet bus stop.

UncleBuck said:

protecting myself on my own property from intruders with non-lethal force is one thing.

chasing an innocent kid around with lethal force in a public area who is running away from you is another.

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you nailed it.

to bad you said non lethal force, when you meant none. i wonder what you woulda done iffa youda caught em?

scream politico poll ratings?

Murfy said:

you nailed it.

to bad you said non lethal force, when you meant none. i wonder what you woulda done iffa youda caught em?

scream politico poll ratings?

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hogtying a kid, dragging him on his belly to the front lawn, making a scene that wakes the neighbors, and calling the cops is not exactly no force, and would be pretty psychologically scarring

really though-

im not malicious. i just have a fucked up sense of humor.

i really do think you do the leg work and just let the intel build up.

do you have experience hogtyin-

folks. cause its not easy.

and, at that rate, you have grossly assaulted the boy. more than likely they would take you to jail also.

and not really-

that scarring. how old is this boy? 15?

he doesn't play hockey or football? the game he had on saturday was a hundred times more physical than your hog tying episode.

i think doin that would just piss him off.

Murfy said:

do you have experience hogtyin-

folks. cause its not easy.

and, at that rate, you have grossly assaulted the boy. more than likely they would take you to jail also.

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that's detainment, not assault.

not sure if it would be officially hogtying him, but enough rope would be involved to keep him from escaping or trying to assault me.

wait !-


i think i got it. go to the market and get him a nice fifth o captain(roofie the rum). next get him drunker 'an hell. then introduce him to the prettiest little neighborhood blondy you can get.


she'll have to let him get a little frisky, before the roffie kicks in. once he's out, drag him to the back, strip him of his pantaloons and knickers, and leave him here.








and there you go! one permanently scarred boy. plus you could post the vid here and we'd laugh our asses off!




EDIT: this is prolly the coolest post ive ever made.

Murfy said:

and not really-

that scarring. how old is this boy? 15?

he doesn't play hockey or football? the game he had on saturday was a hundred times more physical than your hog tying episode.

i think doin that would just piss him off.

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you don't think he would be embarrassed to have all the neighbors around see him tied up on my front lawn and have the cops haul him away?

i would have been mortified if that happened to me at that age.

and i can always act like i'm contemplating more serious routes of action with him tied up. stand over him and ask him if he knows what an adz is, tell him how sharp i like to keep mine. tell him i'm going into the house to get it and ask if he knows what lime and salt in an open wound feel like. walk inside, call the cops, but come out with limes, salt, and the adz.

that 5 minutes until the cops show up will be the longest 5 minutes of his life

too close to a threat-

of great bodily harm. go the goat way.plausible deniability. 100% the goat's not talkin.

oh-

and no. kids don't care about embarrassment. every day for a teenager is fuckmy life.


you gotta fuck with em.

Sharpen a knife in front of him. Then poke at his neck. Which is it Jr? Anterior or posterior jugular? See, the anteriors squirt, which is gross. But, your laying on your stomach, so it'll just drench the ground. You see, once I drain your body of blood, it's a lot easier to drag you into the grain silo.

Seriously though...http://www.amazon.com/15-Grizzly-Bear-Trap/dp/B00021UX68

Murfy said:

oh-

and no. kids don't care about embarrassment. every day for a teenager is fuckmy life.


you gotta fuck with em.

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i took back my pity 'like'. your contributions to this thread have been nothing short of abortion inducing.

your shitty posts are starting to give me cancer.

I still say spray the plants, and let'em teach themselves a lesson.

TheChosen said:

I still say spray the plants, and let'em teach themselves a lesson.

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Preferably something that causes sterility.

abandonconflict said:

Make friends with parents too, be pillar of community, not a grower involved in drama.

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either that or have a sizable dog butt rape him

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Milovan said:

either that or have a sizable dog butt rape him

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this.. this.. this..

no not this.

afrawfraw said:

That's a tough one. I'll kill anyone who steps foot in my house. Hands down, no question. But the yard. Eh. Maybe an HD camera or two. Post the video on youtube. The community would punish them more severely than some overworked judge.

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I DID suggest the video angle. UB didn't like it. cn