Have you met someone from RIU "IRL"?

justugh said:

i am the amish fucker .........sex is a different beast

i play it strait up and whatz on my mind gets said .........i hunt a different way then most of the guys here
most of u guys go out and hunt down a female u like ........i just sit at the bar and let them come to me ........a guy that is 6 ft 210 lbs 7 inch beard off his face and a 3 inch brim hat in a yuppie bar (use to be redneck then yuppies took it over) .......they come to me and ask if i am Amish ....that starts the chat i know they want to talk as they started ....i do not need to hunt ....then the bad boy thing works they ask what i do i tell them i am a grower i supply a section of medical ppl and some rec users

i am only 36 give it 10 more years and i get the ladies with daddy issue .........

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So in 10 more years you will possibly get some pussy? Well good luck with that but I thought you told me you don't go to the bar?

vostok said:

I like to fish from the safety of my pc

new shark (Mtherfucker) in stranded deep

thinking of you Balders on this Shakespeare's birthday ..lol

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Thank you. I shall think of you on Tuesday for the anniversary of Chernobyl.

bluntmassa1 said:

So in 10 more years you will possibly get some pussy? Well good luck with that but I thought you told me you don't go to the bar?

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no in 10 more years i get the 18 year old pussy again ....true they play all kinds of stupid games and 30 years fuck better ....but 18/20 year for mid life crisis always fun
do not need a bar it can be restaurant it is the amish look .......how i talk....how i treat ppl

the last random thing to happen to me ........i went to get a pizza from one of the fav places they are having some contest for a tv ....the lady at the counter asked for my info to enter me into the contest i told her "no thanks i save my luck for when it really counts so it is there when i need it" get the pizza walk out the door ....i get 5 steps and a lady said excuse me turn around and talked to her for 20 mins she liked what i said about luck

time before that in a steak and cheese place ........u know that is all they do is those beer and some fries ....sitting at the table eatting my meal drinking a beer 2 kids and mom sit down next table and the batman movie is on (u know the one with new joker ) the kid saids something about that to me saying he was the best joker ....i start talking to him about the old joker jack how he is better and should rent the movie check it out ......we finish talk go back to eating and this mother comes over sits at my table and talks with me when she left gave me her card (art dealer)

hell the girl i am seeing now picked me up in the post office ....she is the post master for my area ........that was me coming in for 2 years each month to mail out money orders for bills ....she started talking to me about shit in line one day asked if i wanted to get a smoke outside went from there .....hot little asian girl 2 kids one marriage in past

see4 said:

sounds like you got the zz-top look covered. thats pimp man.

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ZZ TOP ONE OF MY FAVORATE BANDS.I had some great fun a few times with a little blond that also likes zz top,I was 24 she was 15 but her parents did not mind and her mother was the one that told me her doughter was wounding to date me..GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES we had.

ky man said:

ZZ TOP ONE OF MY FAVORATE BANDS.I had some great fun a few times with a little blond that also likes zz top,I was 24 she was 15 but her parents did not mind and her mother was the one that told me her doughter was wounding to date me..GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES we had.

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If there's grass on the field, play ball.

see4 said:

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

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YES I AGREE but she mowed the lawn and it was even beter eating on her lawn..I just wish I could go back to them years for years..ky

ky man said:

ZZ TOP ONE OF MY FAVORATE BANDS.I had some great fun a few times with a little blond that also likes zz top,I was 24 she was 15 but her parents did not mind and her mother was the one that told me her doughter was wounding to date me..GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES we had.

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Are you shitfaced drunk, illiterate, or both?

ky man said:

ZZ TOP ONE OF MY FAVORATE BANDS.I had some great fun a few times with a little blond that also likes zz top,I was 24 she was 15 but her parents did not mind and her mother was the one that told me her doughter was wounding to date me..GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES we had.

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You go to jail for that around here

"Wounding to date"?

Like - bleeding?