Have you ever smoked weed that does this? :O

Chances are, your high right now. You lucky person.

Where I live - Cumbria (in North West England), is dryer than our Queens pussy... There's no good green about. There's a drought. There isn't even any squidgy black (aka gold seal).

The only green anyone can get hold of is pretty fucked up. I don't know whats wrong with it but thats what I want you to help me find out.

It's not the high that's the problem, it's what happens when you burn the shit.

When you burn it , it sparkles like a sparkler... So I was wondering if you could help me identify what's wrong with the green. What its sprayed with... whatever.

The weed also smell bad.

if it sparks like a sparkler I wouldn't smoke that shit.

if it cracks and pops there is a shit ton of built of nutes.

Dryer than the queens pussy....lol.......why dont you say piss off and grow your own ya silly brit.

trust me, after being sorted my first green bong in 5 daysand see it light up like it did, i fucked it off... got baked though...

i'm just glad I got the weed for a friend other than for me, it's always good to have a smack rat in times of need.

BudReaky said:

if it cracks and pops there is a shit ton of built of nutes.

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say what? what the fuck is that? :S

Dirtfree said:

Dryer than the queens pussy....lol.......why dont you say piss off and grow your own ya silly brit.

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I am... it's 4 weeks along. So fuuuuuuuuuck you.

It might be from chemical fertilizer in the weed.

Fuck me? Wow that was uncalled for!

Hope you die from smoking that shit weed ya fuckin dooche!

well im not far from you and i have had weed exactly the same, i had it last week to be honest, payed £25 a an 1/8 aswell does the ash go black and hard?

i think that it is sprayed with sugar water, i dont know where i got that idea from though lol

oh and also do you know that the black that goes about the uk is usualy just as bad as soap bar so i wouls stay clear of that...........now your going to tell me smoke soap bar hahahaha

Magnesium is the main ion of chlorophyll, the green in the leaf. Maybe thats it unless it's coated with something. I remember a warning issued in England there that some dicks were lacing MJ with a plastic bead substance to make the weed look frosty. Take a 420 scope and look and see if the frost is round. Just throwing that out.

Dirtfree said:

Fuck me? Wow that was uncalled for!

Hope you die from smoking that shit weed ya fuckin dooche!

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You told me to piss off... dont cry.

JimmyTheJaw said:

well im not far from you and i have had weed exactly the same, i had it last week to be honest, payed £25 a an 1/8 aswell does the ash go black and hard?

i think that it is sprayed with sugar water, i dont know where i got that idea from though lol

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JimmyTheJaw said:

oh and also do you know that the black that goes about the uk is usualy just as bad as soap bar so i wouls stay clear of that...........now your going to tell me smoke soap bar hahahaha

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dude i payed £25 aswell. well the guy i got it for did :L (and yeah the ash is black and hard)
don't worry man I usually dont resort to anything other than green.

small world init? you from lake district?

I was refering to you telling the dealers to piss off and grow your own.
Im not crying, im smoking great weed, reading a post about some dude crying because he only gets shit weed.

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I was refering to you telling the dealers to piss off and grow your own.
Im not crying, im smoking great weed, reading a post about some dude crying because he only gets shit weed.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... sorry man.

Its all good.

maybe that shit got mad seeds that's why its popping i guess

patlpp said:

Magnesium is the main ion of chlorophyll, the green in the leaf. Maybe thats it unless it's coated with something. I remember a warning issued in England there that some dicks were lacing MJ with a plastic bead substance to make the weed look frosty. Take a 420 scope and look and see if the frost is round. Just throwing that out.

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If the magnesium is the case this is some magged up weed.

I just poked the weed in my grinder with my finger and whatever was on it was shiney/reflective...

okayimreloaded said:

maybe that shit got mad seeds that's why its popping i guess

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hell no, ive smoked seeded weed before and it hasn't sparkled before...

Sounds like 'grit weed' to me.

maybe is is dusted with a metal powder to add weight like aluminum or magnesium. You never know with street dealers man...you just never know. Try taking a magnet to your buds and see if any of the "crystals" stick to it.

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maybe is is dusted with a metal powder to add weight like aluminum or magnesium. You never know with street dealers man...you just never know. Try taking a magnet to your buds and see if any of the "crystals" stick to it.

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i know man, anything to maximise profit...