Happy Father's Day
- Thread starter jerryb73
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Aeroknow
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Same to you dude and every other father here.
Bareback
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Right back at you. Happy Father's Day
For all you Father's that have your children at home , hug squeeze kiss them while you can they grow up way to fast.
jerryb73
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So true.. my lil girl got up a few minutes ago and was so excited about today.. she loves holidays and giving gifts.. she ran up to me and said happy Father's Day and gave me a " big squeeze" as we call them.. priceless!!
Bareback
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Your a lucky man . My daughter ain't at home , she's 25 and I won't get to see her today . So you know what you have to do right , you have to give your little girl an extra big squeeze for all of us sad old farts that won't have a chance to .
jerryb73
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Yeah I have 3 older kids ( 25, 23, 21) from a previous marriage, I'll prolly see one of them today.. the 23.. the oldest is my son and he is in a bad place right now. ( addiction) Sad
most of the time I don't even know where he is at..He just txt me while I was typing this
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neosapien
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Yes happy Father's Day to us great and attentive fathers. A special shoutout to our newest dad's @Bob Zmuda and @dangledo celebrating their 1st Father's Day! And anyone else I missed. I'd say @Unclebaldrick too but I feel as though he's got one under his belt already. What it do unc!?
Unclebaldrick
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This is my third. Thank you and same back to you.
neosapien
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Haha, third, I was way off. Time flies a bit faster with kids, no?
Unclebaldrick
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Yup. I asked my wife for a Father's Day Threesome.
It wasn't quite what I expected.
I was really hoping for a screencap of the newest "Irritabelle" commercial where the wife's inflamed colon is actually in bed between the husband and wife on their anniversary. It is truly tasteless. America!
Gary Goodson
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Happy Father's Day to all the pappy's out there. I've got the smoker fired up! I'm about to smoke a small brisket, a slab of ribs, and some sausage. With some baked beans and some tater salad.
The lady at the grocery store asked me "so you're doing the cooking on Father's Day? She better rub your feet!" I had to lol because I thought "that won't be all she's rubbing today
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The lady at the grocery store asked me "so you're doing the cooking on Father's Day? She better rub your feet!" I had to lol because I thought "that won't be all she's rubbing today
"
BarnBuster
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and HFD to all the Mom's in a dual role!
tyler.durden
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Happy Father's Day to all you great dads. I'm going on a long bike ride to the lake with my 16 year old boy for a FD brunch, and to watch the hotties bounce around the beach...
whitebb2727
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Happy fathers days guys.
tyler.durden
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mr sunshine
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Sadly, kelly found the amish fucker and was brutally murdered. His remains are being turned into plant food as we speak.Maybe @kelly4 will let his kid out of the closet today long enough to celebrate. He can always lock him back in there when it's time to knock a few back at the barYou other dads could learn a thing or two from him...
R.i.p @kelly4
mr sunshine
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and happy Father's day
tyler.durden
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Ah, fuck. I hope he let the kid out before that happened. RIP, bro. And fuck you, Amish Fucker...