Well...
She's a chick whom unclebuck did not believe was a chick and kept telling her to put a sock on her shoulder and then she finally did and he was all like, "oh snap, you really iz a chick!" and her nipples are "dusty rose" colored which is not my nipple preference on the color chart (we had a tiff over it and I called her a strumpet). She can grow dank. At one point I stole her from SF (the crackhead loser SF not a senile fungus who is the cool SF). She was my internet GF but she wouldn't do butt stuff so I kicked her to the E-curb. It's her birthday today.
You are caught up.
You're welcum.