Happy Birthday, New Girl (aka Karah)!

How do you feel about this New Chick?

  • Love her!

  • Hate that bitch

  • Who the fuck is Karah???

  • Did you know pinny's back and incognito?

  • Buck still has my pants...

  • Shit/stomp/repeat

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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Just wanted to give a shout out to our girl, @Karah (I endearingly refer to her as New Girl). Coolest new member we've had here in a while. She is genuine, intelligent, a natural green thumb, sexy with a BANGIN' body and an acid tongue. She puts us veterans in our place regularly, and we love it. I wish she'd post more, but she seems to have a very busy life outside the forum, which makes her even more attractive. So, Happy Birthday, New Girl! Thanks for joining and brightening up the place...


 
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Happy B-day Karah
did you know your name spelled backwords is "Harak"?
Harak is a species of Emperor fish
lethrinus_harak.jpg



Harak is also an alien entity that eats planet cores, but he's a dude
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.

There is a provincial Sicilian tradition that on a woman's B-day, she is drenched in puttanesca sauce head to toe and the eldest male licks her nose clean. The symbolism of course is the harvest, fertility of the fields, the cleaned nose to smell new opportunities, all richly Catholic. And of course to keep the elder powerful Dons satisfied.
You know where this is leading, send me a pic of you drenched in puttanesca sauce so I can lick your nose clean. It is required that I do it as I am the eldest male of Sicilian ancestry on RIU.

Don't be like this idiot woman, who did it halfwaypastasaucegirl_61703237512n.jpg
she will have horrible fortune, most likely die in the coming year for mocking the tradition.

Happy B-day Karah Mia
 
Singlemalt said:
Happy B-day Karah
did you know your name spelled backwords is "Harak"?
Harak is a species of Emperor fish
lethrinus_harak.jpg



Harak is also an alien entity that eats planet cores, but he's a dude
3942401-2014-07-02+07-34-34+-+action+comics+%282011+-+%29+033-015.jpg
.

There is a provincial Sicilian tradition that on a woman's B-day, she is drenched in puttanesca sauce head to toe and the eldest male licks her nose clean. The symbolism of course is the harvest, fertility of the fields, the cleaned nose to smell new opportunities, all richly Catholic. And of course to keep the elder powerful Dons satisfied.
You know where this is leading, send me a pic of you drenched in puttanesca sauce so I can lick your nose clean. It is required that I do it as I am the eldest male of Sicilian ancestry on RIU.

Don't be like this idiot woman, who did it halfwayView attachment 3991613
she will have horrible fortune, most likely die in the coming year for mocking the tradition.

Happy B-day Karah Mia
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Yes, SM will lick your nose clean and I'll handle the rest of you...
 
Diabolical666 said:
Whos Karah?
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Well...

She's a chick whom unclebuck did not believe was a chick and kept telling her to put a sock on her shoulder and then she finally did and he was all like, "oh snap, you really iz a chick!" and her nipples are "dusty rose" colored which is not my nipple preference on the color chart (we had a tiff over it and I called her a strumpet). She can grow dank. At one point I stole her from SF (the crackhead loser SF not a senile fungus who is the cool SF). She was my internet GF but she wouldn't do butt stuff so I kicked her to the E-curb. It's her birthday today.

You are caught up.

You're welcum.
 
tyler.durden said:
Just wanted to give a shout out to our girl, @Karah (I endearingly refer to her as New Girl). Coolest new member we've had here in a while. She is genuine, intelligent, a natural green thumb, sexy with a BANGIN' body and an acid tongue. She puts us veterans in our place regularly, and we love it. I wish she'd post more, but she seems to have a very busy life outside the forum, which makes her even more attractive. So, Happy Birthday, New Girl! Thanks for joining and brightening up the place...


Click to expand...

Just suck her dick already tyler

Geeez


Happy Birthday @Karah
 
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