HALP HALP eny1 have bagseeds?

Does enyone have eny spare bagseeds? i just recently bought 2 packs of White widow and 2 packs of THCbomb and 2 packs of Blueberry and 2 packs of ice.

i cannot use my credit card, since im out of money

i had them all on my computer desk, and when i come home there spred around my room with tiny holes in them, my fucking dog decided to munch down on my seeds.... i found 1 and it isent germinating, i was wondering if enyone has some spare bagseeds i would love you for the rest of ur life if you could hook me up

but if not i guess im done my grow untill i buy some more.... FUCK

but the thing im wondering, is WHY THE FUCK WOULD A DOG EAT MY SEEDS

Follow your dog when it goes to shit for the next 48 hours. Scoop up any crap it drops. Make a strainer with holes smaller than the size of the seeds and start hitting it with water. The shit should melt out and leave the seeds behind.

Lol ill do that if i want to create a new strain, ill call it Shit Brick. haha

Er well it wont be a new strain but it will definatly work. Going through your dogs digestive track is probably the best seed preparation they could hope for. More of them might germinate from the weakened shell. (I do this by scuffing and tumbling.)

lol k 1st... i was kidding
2nd i aint going threw my dogs shit.

I didnt say you had to. Thats what the strainers for (pour a gallon of water on the shit and itll melt away and you can have your seeds back)

Simple logic to me. If you dont want your hundred or so dollars worth of seeds back then just leave it it'll sprout in your back yard where everyone can smell it.

lol no i pick my dogs shit up with a scooper. and toss it away.

but i know you dident say i had to, i just said that cause i have enough trouble touching dog shit with a pooper scooper...

If you give me some of them and pay my way ill bare handedly pick them out of your dogs poop. (i've touched worse. lol)

Course at that point I could high altitude germinate some of my 34 remaining bag seeds for you lol.

lol k, how can u touch shit? its sick... i can gut a deer but i cant touch shit.

TillthedayiDIE420 said:

Does enyone have eny spare bagseeds? i just recently bought 2 packs of White widow and 2 packs of THCbomb and 2 packs of Blueberry and 2 packs of ice.

i cannot use my credit card, since im out of money

i had them all on my computer desk, and when i come home there spred around my room with tiny holes in them, my fucking dog decided to munch down on my seeds.... i found 1 and it isent germinating, i was wondering if enyone has some spare bagseeds i would love you for the rest of ur life if you could hook me up

but if not i guess im done my grow untill i buy some more.... FUCK

but the thing im wondering, is WHY THE FUCK WOULD A DOG EAT MY SEEDS

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Your dog is undisciplined.

Kill him and then eat him.

That is all.

Get all the sht with your pooper scooper. Dump it into a 5 gallon bucket with small holes on the bottom and put a hose pointing at it in the bucket. Account for the runoff to end up tidely in the sewer or septic tank and poof you have your seeds back never having had to touch poo.

The widow alone would be worth it.

Godkas said:

The widow alone would be worth it.

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for real, i would go through it with my bare hands just for the chance to have 1 ww seed

iblazethatkush said:

for real, i would go through it with my bare hands just for the chance to have 1 ww seed

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especially one thats been prepped so well. Bet they'd all pop.

could the shit not act as a grow medium in the first instance? got to have some nutrient value.

Mmmm I cant imagine dog shit would be a good fert and i dont want to keep the shit around. you could put the shit under a light to dry it then just crumble it.

I would never use it, it proboly does, but why feed you plant shit? so you can smoke a shitplant?

Well manuer is shit... most potting soil has shit in it. And oh. Everything is covered with fecal coliform anyway so theres pretty much no escaping it. Everything you have touched or will ever touch is covered in shit. Yes even your toothbrush. (Another Mythbusters episode.)

Godkas said:

Well manuer is shit... most potting soil has shit in it. And oh. Everything is covered with fecal coliform anyway so theres pretty much no escaping it. Everything you have touched or will ever touch is covered in shit. Yes even your toothbrush. (Another Mythbusters episode.)

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yeah my soil has earthworm shit,
perlite
potting soil
worm castings
building sand
premix

worm shit is a big step up from dog shit.