Late North American Teenager.. Obese due to a fascination with Fast Food, parents divorced due to an overbearing father and mother with OTT Christen fundamentals...? not far out!!! ...lol
A water baby on steroids , that eats brussell sprouts and spam for every meal .
You then take a dump in your spare room (only in the corner )
is that close ?
you are peter the possum fucker ?