growing weed in prison new help

flashgee

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #1

i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?

 

motoracer110

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #2

is this thread serious? I think Ive heard it all now. there is No way to grow in prison

 

420swed

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #3

crazy mother fuck

 

tinyTURTLE

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #4

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

 

chefjdogg

Active Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #5

orange peels, apples, bologna sandwiches, warm milk, cookies, cheetos, top ramen. Where are you growing it at jail anyway? soil? lights? thats a lot of stuff to take in up your anus?

 

captain chronizzle

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #6

tinyTURTLE said:

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

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also make sure to ingest the proper amounts of NPK, otherwise it might be underdeveloped.

 

420swed

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #7

chefjdogg said:

orange peels, apples, bologna sandwiches, warm milk, cookies, cheetos, top ramen. Where are you growing it at jail anyway? soil? lights? thats a lot of stuff to take in up your anus?

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Hahahaha yeh good luck with that man

https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/123808-my-first-ever-grow-closet-5.html

 

flashgee

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #8

in the jail i will be going to it will be a cat c uk jail
there are lots of open areas with flower beds,borders.
so i plan on putting one in with the flowers outside with sun light

 

trichopath

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #9

lmfao you,v no chance! i,v got to give it to you tho. MASSIVE BALLS! goodluck

 

420swed

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #10

it will get jacked

 

flashgee

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #11

its not like i will be growing in my cell or jail yard,the flower beds are in a part of the jail near the visting centre
so it looks nice for when family and prison big wigs come to vist/look round.and you get to walk past this area
when going from your cell to work

 

420swed

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #12

so wat would u do when u have to harvest?

 

trichopath

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #13

tinyTURTLE said:

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

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this is so true! a friend of mine scoffed 4 seeds once and shat out a pound of finely manicured bud

 

chefjdogg

Active Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #14

become the jail gardner and plant hundreds of them. give em hell!!!

 

flashgee

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #15

if not weed then i think a salvia plant would be alot easyer to hide
most poeple would not know it was something to get you fucked.

 

420swed

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #16

u could do that and sell it as weed and tell them its mixed with coke lol

 

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rmel0622

Active Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #17

with my expirence, if you're just honest and say "hey, I am a marijuana cultivator and I really love my bud. Ill share some of the final product with you if you co-operate with me." trust me the guards and other authority members will comply

 

Single White Pistol

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #18

There's no way... If you can pull this off..... I believe you could fly if you put your mind to it.

 

cackpircings

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• Dec 13, 2008

• #19

good luck.... yes good luck muhahahahahahah

 

flashgee

Well-Known Member

• Dec 13, 2008

• #20

it would really mess some heads up...lol
tell them is weed or herbal high, give them
a bong and the next they know there tripping
to fuck in the last place you would want to.hee,hee