growing weed in prison new help

Why dont you become a trusted prisoner cleaning the goveners office and plant a few seeds in his office plant pots?

YOU'D BE THE MAN IF YOU LICKED HIS ARSE ENOUGH FOR HIM NOT TO NOTICE UNTILL HARVEST TIME!

LOL SRRY FOR CAPS

motoracer110 said:

is this thread serious? I think Ive heard it all now. there is No way to grow in prison

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LOL man prison trustees grow shit all the time.

IIRC last year some trustee in MS got busted with like four plants growing right behind the jail!

i cant believe i caught negative rep in this douche bag thread. uh, if u keep getting caught and ur gonna be in jail, yeah it might be a bad idea to grow some weed. it would be a good idea to think about how you got caught. trial and error ya know?

i dont know anything about prisons or how u will pull it off, but if u get internet access in there, send me a PM and ill come check it out. im 5 mins away from manchester.

ps, u will have a hard time with the UK weather. its freezing today, only just coming into spring and still,... its not that warm.

good luck. i might check it out in a few months,lol.

Wouldn't they extend your time, or not let you out in like 2/3 time for good behavior? Cause I know you could probably get it started but shit how are you going to let them get big and harvest without getting caught?

Maybe hes gunna stick it in his pooper

go for it man.... GL Yes it is possible... I personally no people who have done this.. In a prison in massachusetts. I will not tell you which one but..Its been done... all it takes is one money hungry guard and you will have "special privilages"

u stupid idiot

I dont know bout all this shit. I was in prison in Illinois and there was none of this shit going on. Maybe other states or countries but sure as hell not in Il. Ive been in max-min security prisons and I can only think of one where someone stupid may think about growing but would still get caught and that would be in East Moline. Besides that no way.

if you've been on a federal prison yard, u kno it's possible nd not even that hard to conceal but u r gonna have to be in there for a while.................

naw mayne dnt do dat cant u find sum1 to grow em for u

this guy is wack lolz but all the power to you bro good luck

could be possible,exept gaurds walk the fence line it will be found,but good luck!

So im guessing this guy is in jail now? We will see what happened in a few months hahaa

curious.george said:

well you could use your own crap as fertilizer. I dont know how you will keep it from being stolen before harvest. You are crazy.

What did they accuse you of doing anyhow?

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why would anyone want to steal your poop??

We're all innocent here at Shawshank

i wanna grow im my jail cell , can i use toilet water ?

420weedman said:

i wanna grow im my jail cell , can i use toilet water ?

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Yea sure, why not fill the toilet bowl up with soil and just grow it in there, will be real easy when it comes to flushing your plants

Baz said:

Yea sure, why not fill the toilet bowl up with soil and just grow it in there, will be real easy when it comes to flushing your plants

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lol, maybe ill just use the bowl as a res for DWC, shower cap as the net pot, tooth brush chunks for hydroton ... and ill make my room mate blow bubbles in the water for o2 ... anything else ?

Dont be stupid guy! 3 months outdoors is gonna give you nothing! and it not like you get to come and go like ITS summer camp! IF YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THE JAILS AREA YOU SHOULD KNOW, THEY SELL WEED THERE!