Growing weed during ZOMBIE apocypse

Potolota · May 23, 2013

I had a thought thwe other night while watching a zombie flix, what would I do if zombies really happened. Well I'm prepared with weapons stocked food and all medical stuff but what was I mimissing

then it occurred to me.. Weed

i can hardly keep away from the stuff let alone stock pile it.. I don't know if I could spend the rest of my life without it, so I'd half to grow it outside naturally..

then I thought we'll what would be the moast easiest seed to grow and setup to have!

please post your ideas on grow setup locations ( field roof top mountain) replacement natural nutrients since u can't go by dyna grow or ph up. I'm eager to hear what people think!!

RockstarEnergy · May 23, 2013

Generally the stoners don't survive past the initial first wave. Assuming you do, you would have to rely on your stock pile for the first year or so until things become more manageable or you find a secure community. At that point you could grow some of the shittiest weed ever and you and everyone else would be grateful. You would be living like a king.

Sorry that's not really and idea about growing. I am a Walking Dead addict.

sunni · May 23, 2013

i would imagine during a zombie app. youre not going to want to be blazed off your ass incase of an attack that goes wit alcohol as well

Potolota · May 23, 2013

RockstarEnergy said:
Generally the stoners don't survive past the initial first wave. Assuming you do, you would have to rely on your stock pile for the first year or so until things become more manageable or you find a secure community. At that point you could grow some of the shittiest weed ever and you and everyone else would be grateful. You would be living like a king.

Sorry that's not really and idea about growing. I am a Walking Dead addict.

Must be contages because I'm a walking dead fan too but I think the jail would of been a good grow place for weed lol and true dat on the shitty weed bit lol

Potolota · May 23, 2013

sunni said:
i would imagine during a zombie app. youre not going to want to be blazed off your ass incase of an attack that goes wit alcohol as well

Some of my greatest inventions ideas achievements all were while stoned I believe it would keep me calm during points I need to be "level headed" so to speak, guess its a matter of option

RIKNSTEIN · May 23, 2013

sunni said:
i would imagine during a zombie app. youre not going to want to be blazed off your ass incase of an attack that goes wit alcohol as well

Sure you would :eyesmoke:

it has this calming effect and I can aim better :clap:

Potolota · May 23, 2013

RIKNSTEIN said:
Sure you would it has this calming effect and I can aim better

first of all that's what I'm saying and secondly you have my quote as your signature lol! My sarcasm has earned a spot on youree signature

ima cry lolz

sunni · May 23, 2013

Potolota said:
first of all that's what I'm saying and secondly you have my quote as your signature lol! My sarcasm has earned a spot on youree signature ima cry lolz

dunno to each his own i would want to be clear headed i think the whole "i am a better inventor when im high" saying is a myth, people do dumb shit while high for laughs, they forget things, they fumble things, they giggle, they can be loud, the last thing i want while trying to be clear headed concise and ready for action is being silly , laughing my ass off fumbling my gun or backpack making noise for all dead and undead to find me

Potolota · May 23, 2013

sunni said:
dunno to each his own i would want to be clear headed i think the whole "i am a better inventor when im high" saying is a myth, people do dumb shit while high for laughs, they forget things, they fumble things, they giggle, they can be loud, the last thing i want while trying to be clear headed concise and ready for action is being silly , laughing my ass off fumbling my gun or backpack making noise for all dead and undead to find me

Stoned off my ass I made a shower head for my bathroom with a oil wick candle oxygen homeline a pencil for support foam insulator to hold it steady and I swear by the gods it worked way better than any shower I've ever used
secondly I have add killer bongs and pipes while stoned too
and in black ops I always lead the leader boards if I'm rolling a fatty. I'm not like most smokers I'm a conasuer Lolz I laugh and giggle yea but when it's appropriate I'm sure I'm not the only one here that's like this

sunni · May 23, 2013

Potolota said:
Stoned off my ass I made a shower head for my bathroom with a oil wick candle oxygen homeline a pencil for support foam insulator to hold it steady and I swear by the gods it worked way better than any shower I've ever used
secondly I have add killer bongs and pipes while stoned too
and in black ops I always lead the leader boards if I'm rolling a fatty. I'm not like most smokers I'm a conasuer Lolz I laugh and giggle yea but when it's appropriate I'm sure I'm not the only one here that's like this

okay stop right there
and think about what you just said

there is absolutely NO way you can compare a video game to real life lol

RockstarEnergy · May 23, 2013

Potolota said:
Some of my greatest inventions ideas achievements all were while stoned I believe it would keep me calm during points I need to be "level headed" so to speak, guess its a matter of option

In the comics Hershel starts a huge garden with tomatoes and shit. I'm sure he could grow some decent weed haha.

If you haven't read the comics, I highly recommend them. I have never read any other comics books in my life and love them.

Potolota · May 23, 2013

sunni said:
okay stop right there
and think about what you just said

there is absolutely NO way you can compare a video game to real life lol

Lol true but I'm speaking in thess hand eye coordination area not so much the game it's self

Potolota · May 23, 2013

RockstarEnergy said:
In the comics Hershel starts a huge garden with tomatoes and shit. I'm sure he could grow some decent weed haha.

If you haven't read the comics, I highly recommend them. I have never read any other comics books in my life and love them.

I'm on the 54th comic now myself lol

ILoveYouSweetLeaf · May 23, 2013

I have thought while watching walking dead how awesome that prison is for a grow location. AND you can get totally blazed and not have to worry as long as you are smart and lock all the doors and gates Before you smoke so you don't get absent minded and put yourself in danger, then I would have a perfect place on top of that guard tower as I light up to watch Carol and Lori run from zombies outside the gates. Because I would toss those worthless bitches outside. Well I MIGHT let Carol stay to haul water for the plants. (she has gotten less annoying since growing some balls as of late). Lori though, that slut is dead. Hell and Hershel is a farmer, that should work out good for me and for his leg pain.
Daryl would be cool to smoke with, Michonne to. But she really needs to smoke to calm down a little.

GreatwhiteNorth · May 23, 2013

Here's what the zombies smoke. :cool:

Zombie weed.

sunni · May 23, 2013

Potolota said:
Lol true but I'm speaking in thess hand eye coordination area not so much the game it's self

i play so many video games and i understand the hand eye coordination, but you cannot compare video games to legitimately shooting people dead or alive.
Look ive got 3 90 day survival bags, one at home , 1 at work, 1 at my mothers, im prepared enough to get by along , and than work on other things, but there is 1 thing i know that in a situation like that im going to have a real fucking hard time killing someone dead or alive, i hate it when people compare video games to real life ina zombie situation it isnt going to fun, it isnt going to be easy, and its going to fucking suck

I'll give you that youre crafty high and you feel you would do better but what i wont give you is that because you play xbox high you will be super awesome zombie slayer machine man/woman (not sure what you are lol )

RockstarEnergy · May 23, 2013

Potolota said:
I'm on the 54th comic now myself lol

niiice. I am up-to-date but rereading them. How gnarly were the prison deaths?

TalonToker · May 23, 2013

On the xbox there is no real danger to you, only to your character. I'm going to have to side with sunni on this one.

Potolota · May 23, 2013

ILoveYouSweetLeaf said:
I have thought while watching walking dead how awesome that prison is for a grow location. AND you can get totally blazed and not have to worry as long as you are smart and lock all the doors and gates Before you smoke so you don't get absent minded and put yourself in danger, then I would have a perfect place on top of that guard tower as I light up to watch Carol and Lori run from zombies outside the gates. Because I would toss those worthless bitches outside. Well I MIGHT let Carol stay to haul water for the plants. (she has gotten less annoying since growing some balls as of late). Lori though, that slut is dead. Hell and Hershel is a farmer, that should work out good for me and for his leg pain.
Daryl would be cool to smoke with, Michonne to. But she really needs to smoke to calm down a little.

Lmao made crack up laughing

Potolota · May 23, 2013

RockstarEnergy said:
niiice. I am up-to-date but rereading them. How gnarly were the prison deaths?

Omg pissed me off to no end I was like wtf this isn't in the tv series lol

Growing weed during ZOMBIE apocypse

Active Member

Well-Known Member

Administrator

Active Member

Active Member

Well-Known Member

Active Member

Administrator

Active Member

Administrator

Well-Known Member

Active Member

Active Member

Well-Known Member

Global Moderator

Administrator

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Active Member

Active Member