Grocery Shopping while lit up

Whoa, did some grocery shopping after a few tokes and it was a wacked experience. I swear it must have taken me three times as long to find everything.

Anyone else?

I love shopping stoned.
Come to think of it I only shop when I'm stoned.

You buy so much useless crap when you're baked.

good times.

go to wal-mart fried, i swear you think your at a jerry springer show. definitely a blast!!!

I love doing everything stoned. I have a tendency to run errands stoned because i can't smoke at home when my parents are awake (unless I'm feeling ballsy that day)

it always feels like everyone is looking at you . one time i got so insecure i started thinking my fly was open or something.

The worst is when you don't really know, or dont really care about the store layout and end up with a basket in your hand walking back and forth across the store picking up one or two things at a time. The people who work there watch you like your an idiot, or a crazy person. Or high, come to think of it. Everywhere needs a drive-thru.

I spend most of my time in a semi-comatose (but functional) state, unless I'm working or have to drive. I am no longer allowed to shop unassisted following the umpteenth time I returned, triumphant, with several bags of biscuits, crackers and cheeses, 6 pints of milk, 15 frozen pizzas and a box of coco pops, but nothing particularly nutritional...

I stock the grocery store while stoned.

el shaggy said:

I stock the grocery store while stoned.

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Oh, great. That is why I couldn't find anything.

i love shopping stoned......im the guy going down the isle with a huge grin , sunglasses, flip flops and singing to the music overhead.....i really dont care if people know im loaded....if they dont want me to spend my cash there..i can just go somewhere else....

hahahaha dude thats legit ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i went to the mall stoned, i ended up buying a bunch of clothes that were like 20 sizes to big, it was the biggest waste of 3 hours but it was awesome
especially the full hour i spent going to every stall at the food court haha

that would be expencive for me because i would buy everything

lol yea i always go shopping high i always end up gettin shit i dont even need and i feel like everyones watching me then when i get home i end up eatin everything then i gotta go back out again

I love shopping all boned up!! My wife goes with me and tells me to take my own cart. Then, when we are done, she goes through the cart with me and points out all the goofy shit I picked up and then makes me leave the cart down some aisle for the package clerks to put up!!

Haaa i love hitting up the store baked its even better when i have sum dank headies lol i always make a list and by the end of my visit my basket is filled wiht nothing on the list its great

ogrelung said:

The worst is when you don't really know, or dont really care about the store layout and end up with a basket in your hand walking back and forth across the store picking up one or two things at a time. The people who work there watch you like your an idiot, or a crazy person. Or high, come to think of it. Everywhere needs a drive-thru.

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Yup, that is exactly happened. I must have walked a few miles.

I have to get baked to shop otherwise I'd end up snapping the necks of those idiots that take like 6 kids to the damn store with them and they're running around all over the place.

Shopping when your stoned is the shit! Your true desires food wise come out when your on the nugs!

i Have to be stoned to go grocery shopping