Green Out Stories?

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hempcurescancer

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I'm sure we're probably from different areas, and thus use different slang, but wtf is a green out?
 

Man o' the green

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a green out is when you smoke pot and you start to pass out and/or puke.
This happens infrequently I guess ? I've smoked once or twice ( since breakfast .. hehe ) and we only get really, really high.
But, I've had a few vape hits where I see stars and stare at the wall for a minute or so.
Back when I used to smoke just about anything, shitty outdoor weed would make me feel like crap and sick sometimes, depended on the batch. Maybe it had some contaminants or something.
Can't say I've seen anyone get unconscious from just weed though.
 
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hempcurescancer

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Closest i've ever come to that was when I made a vaporizer out of a lightbulb. Coughed my ass off, nearly passed out, and actually threw up. Only time anything that has to do with cannabis has ever done that to me.
 

Ramen Shaman

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Only when I mix pot and alcohol. Usually, I'm already drunk before I pull out my bag, and five minutes after a long sesh, I'm watching my stomach contents evacuate.

Never from weed alone have I puked, but I did cough so hard once that I started gagging.
 

fredsgrow

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Ditto! I call it the spins. Adding weed, even one joint/bowl, will just throw me over the edge if I'm too drunk. That was a few years ago when I was in university. I don't drink all that often anymore. I do, however recall one party I was at in grade 10. There were a bunch of us on my friend's deck. We were smoking out of an electric pipe, one of those ones that forces the smoke down your throat. All I remember is waking up, it was late already so it may only have been a few minutes, but judging by the handful of people around me laying unconscious on some form of patio furniture we may have been there a while. It was great!

Only when I mix pot and alcohol. Usually, I'm already drunk before I pull out my bag, and five minutes after a long sesh, I'm watching my stomach contents evacuate.

Never from weed alone have I puked, but I did cough so hard once that I started gagging.
 

adaml3392

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ME and my buddy smoked and eighth of jackoherra outta a bong and i took the biggest hit and puked out his window and then was just fucked up and passed out and another time me and my two friends were bakin out his car and i couldent breath and i just got out and puked and was once again fucked outta my mind hahaha thats my green out stories
 
For me the only time weed has ever made me sick is when I was already pretty drunk first...
and so far hitting the gravity bong has gotten me pretty stoned even off of shwagg.
 

leetsoup

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haha this happened about an hour ago to my buddy lol he hit a thirdlung and totally blanked out. his pupiles went massively dialated and he basically lost all coordination. that's a serious case of "greenin' out", we call it. it can be puking, gnarly coughing fits, passing or whiting out as mentioned, any thing that pretty well tells you've Over smokeD :D
 
the only time ive come close to getting sick was taking a creamy hit from a gallon gravity bong .....but i was fucked up after that.
 

The sim's Bob Newbie

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I think I've told this story before on here but here goes:

About 5 years ago when I didn't really smoke or drink I went to my mates flat-warming party and had a couple of double vodkas...not too bad. Then we found there was another party going on down the road so we all crashed it (about 10 or so of us) - I then started on the Stella...after about 10 bottles over a few hours someone got the weed out, I literally had 2 tokes then felt awful - I actually passed out on the settee...they put the bin next to me incase I needed to throw up. About half an hour later after dozing I suddenly felt dreadful - I sat bolt upright and threw up RIGHT NEXT to the bin, all over the floor!

I apologized and promptly passed out again...you know what it feels like moving FAST when stoned and really unable to move. Everyone I knew had left including my mates, the people who LIVED in the flat were throwing me out...RIGHT THEN! I gave someone my phone and they called my mates who came and got me and we walked back to my mates place (10 mins away) - from the second they got me outside I felt better...crashed at my mates place and went home with a SLIGHT hangover the next day (seriously, I don't get hangovers - once I drank pretty much a full bottle of wine and 2 or 3 triple JD and cokes and didn't throw up in the morning...)

Thats my one bad experience with weed - I think I learnt THEN that alcohol OR weed and I would've been ok...but both together, oh dear!
 

chalehomez187

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Wow how come nobody knows what greening out is? Well over here its known as greening out .. Had a bad experience greening out . Grade 9 with about 5 heads tokin on a Blunt (it was a salad) . Majorly FUCKED UP. For those people that dont know what greening out is....its like a fever/flu x10 .

You literally feel like your gonna die. Like your dying but your hearts still pounding hard. It totally ruins your high , i kinda got traumatized from it , getting scared that if i smoked again it would happen again. My friends said i turned pale and was just on a bench lookin like i was dying. thats what i gotta say about it . If it happens to you . ?Best thing to do is eat and rest cuz if not ..your gonna Go LOCO.

And then another time in grade 10 , i was at a bus stop...chillin it was 3 heads this time and had 3 spliffs of kush in like 10 minutes....i got the feeling again and started panicing so i just laid down, ate my lunch and felt a bit better but you cannot walk when your greening out trust meh. anybody got any similar stories?
 

conepuller2299

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Only when I mix pot and alcohol. Usually, I'm already drunk before I pull out my bag, and five minutes after a long sesh, I'm watching my stomach contents evacuate.

Never from weed alone have I puked, but I did cough so hard once that I started gagging.
"grass than beer your in the clear, beer than grass your on your ass"


a few weeks ago while grilling, i completely greened

there were 3 of us and a 1/4oz of sum decent weed and my novelty dick bong
i was goin fine, completely chargin, fucking pumped as, had 16 cones in like an hour (thats the most i have ever had in a sesh)
was just sititn there talkin to my mates, when all of a sudden i just start leaning over on the lounge, it took me about 5 minutes apperently to get from 90degrees upright to 180 flat, and that was where i stayed for the next 6 hours :) completely unconscious and dead to the world
 

Nj0yKusH

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I've only actually greened out once.
Back when I first started toking me and a couple of buddies were having drinks. Got hammered. Their older cousin shows up with probably no more than a quarter ounce, smoked it. I got really phucked up. Like I was watching the 7up logo on the 2lt. bottle disappear and come back, and then my friends cousin starts talking like he's trapped inside a tin can, and I could not stop laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing, can't breathe, and laughing. Suddenly I don't feel great run to the door one quick yacck, right back into laughing. I must have laughed for an hour straight, goood times :D
 
The only time i get pukey feeling is when i'm overzealous with my smoking, you know, those time you get caught in a cough!

the gasping for air mixed with that scratchy feeling in the back of your throught are just too much for me sometimes...


i'll be buying a vape soon.
 
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