GOP primary "winners"

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Sheskank is so fat a picture of her fell of the wall
- Sheskankis so fat she has a wanted poster on all the restaurants in town
- Sheskank is so fat that at a restaurant when they give her the menu, she replies: "Yes please"
- Sheskank is so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction
- Sheskank is so fat every time she puts an apple in her mouth, people try to roast her
- Sheskank is so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine
- Sheskank is so fat her belt is actually the equator
- Sheskank is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
- Sheskank is so fat her clothes have stretch marks
- Sheskank is so fat her high school year book picture is an aerial photograph
- Sheskank is so fat her picture takes four frames
- Sheskank is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side
- Sheskank is so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load
- Sheskank is so fat she can lie down and stand up and her height doesn't change
- Sheskank is so fat her baby pistures were taken by satellite
- Sheskank is so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon
- Sheskank is so fat she has her own area code
- Sheskank is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
- Sheskank is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
- Sheskank is so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
- Sheskank is so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- Sheskank is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
- Sheskank is so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks
- Sheskank is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones
- Sheskank is so fat she sets off car alarms as she runs
 
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