Going to court blazed

Im doin it



plead the fif?
one two three fo' fif??


lol


whatcha think?

I've done it every time I've had court, they've never noticed shit! although, I'm always stoned, so I don't look any different than usually to anyone who knows me.

That is renegade man

Try going drunk...

how is it renegade?

if your ALWAYS stoned, nobody knows any different.

i was hoping for the "Fonzie" bad-ass appeal here.

maybe ill go with a pack of smokes rolled in my sleeve.


Scare the judge into letting me off with a plethera of snaps and falceto song-dance.

Going drunk is just suicide lol

smokingbot said:

Try going drunk...

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Proud to say after my D.I.Y. bullet removal surgery im off the bottle.

DudeLebowski said:

Proud to say after my D.I.Y. bullet removal surgery im off the bottle.

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Yeah the bottle basically owns me. But I wouldn't go to court drunk haha.. All you gotta do is roll a huuuuuuuge blunt and smoke that shit right before court. No evidence and your just ridiculously blazed and they can't say shit haha.

DudeLebowski said:

Proud to say after my D.I.Y. bullet removal surgery im off the bottle.

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hahaha oh yeah.... how did that all work out for ya?

well, the hole is almost sealed..not convinved i got it all out, but no outer infection, and im not septic as im still alive...lol



anyways im doing bong loads til i have 30 minutes left

then im smoking a bowl of keif and heading out the door.

DudeLebowski said:

well, the hole is almost sealed..not convinved i got it all out, but no outer infection, and im not septic as im still alive...lol



anyways im doing bong loads til i have 30 minutes left

then im smoking a bowl of keif and heading out the door.

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glad to hear it all worked out for ya Dude.........

good luck at court man.

ORECAL said:

glad to hear it all worked out for ya Dude.........

good luck at court man.

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Who needs luck when ya got a good lawyer!

(i hope)

DudeLebowski said:

Who needs luck when ya got a good lawyer!

(i hope)

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yeah, you hope.... i know I've said that a few times..........


what's court for?

DWI without a license to operate a motor vehicle.


another ajournment, fug em. they keep puttin me on the backburner and they're liable to forget about me

hey dude i am with you cuz i went to court stoned today haha. i was the only muhfucka without a lawyer and the judge thought i was crazy. then he asked if i wanted a postponement til i got legal counsel and i said yes.....and then he denied it and said i had a year to get a lawyer lol.

Good luck getting off trying to get ur shit strait stoned lol.

looselikeanoose said:

Good luck getting off trying to get ur shit strait stoned lol.

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no need for luck, just lawyers. and showing up to behavior health counseling.

ill be out for good behavior before i even went in.


the judge looked higher than me

last time i went to court for a speeding ticket i was so blazed, forgot to eat anything and my stomach was growling so loud the people across the aisle kept staring me down lol

DudeLebowski said:

Im doin it



plead the fif?
one two three fo' fif??


lol


whatcha think?

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I don't know if thats gangster or hilarious.