Going to court blazed

I've done it every time I've had court, they've never noticed shit! although, I'm always stoned, so I don't look any different than usually to anyone who knows me.
 
i was hoping for the "Fonzie" bad-ass appeal here.

maybe ill go with a pack of smokes rolled in my sleeve.


Scare the judge into letting me off with a plethera of snaps and falceto song-dance. :twisted:
 
DudeLebowski said:
Proud to say after my D.I.Y. bullet removal surgery im off the bottle.
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Yeah the bottle basically owns me. But I wouldn't go to court drunk haha.. All you gotta do is roll a huuuuuuuge blunt and smoke that shit right before court. No evidence and your just ridiculously blazed and they can't say shit haha.
 
well, the hole is almost sealed..not convinved i got it all out, but no outer infection, and im not septic as im still alive...lol



anyways im doing bong loads til i have 30 minutes left

then im smoking a bowl of keif and heading out the door.:mrgreen::blsmoke:
 
DudeLebowski said:
well, the hole is almost sealed..not convinved i got it all out, but no outer infection, and im not septic as im still alive...lol



anyways im doing bong loads til i have 30 minutes left

then im smoking a bowl of keif and heading out the door.:mrgreen::blsmoke:
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glad to hear it all worked out for ya Dude.........

good luck at court man.
 
DWI without a license to operate a motor vehicle.


another ajournment, fug em. they keep puttin me on the backburner and they're liable to forget about me :)
 
hey dude i am with you cuz i went to court stoned today haha. i was the only muhfucka without a lawyer and the judge thought i was crazy. then he asked if i wanted a postponement til i got legal counsel and i said yes.....and then he denied it and said i had a year to get a lawyer lol.
 
last time i went to court for a speeding ticket i was so blazed, forgot to eat anything and my stomach was growling so loud the people across the aisle kept staring me down lol
 
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