Girlfriend Killed My Babies... Sigh...

gypsyum

Member
Damn what a bitch!! My ex boyfriend had some plants growing and he left his roomate in charge of watering and spraying them while he was gone for the weekend. Simple enough right? Well his roomate uses the spray bottle filled with vinegar for cleaning the kitchen rather then the spray bottle with water meant for the plans. Yup... they all died. Very sad day.
 

kho20

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Damn what a bitch!! My ex boyfriend had some plants growing and he left his roomate in charge of watering and spraying them while he was gone for the weekend. Simple enough right? Well his roomate uses the spray bottle filled with vinegar for cleaning the kitchen rather then the spray bottle with water meant for the plans. Yup... they all died. Very sad day.

thats jus stupid mistake from someone that didnt kno better

this girl like i said pulled som super villian shit to fuck with his headbongsmilie
 

lopezri

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sniff... sniff.. you're makin me cry man... ( I take another hit)... Dr Philly in the house!
Awww stop! You know that's how you roll! So many people trying to pretend they don't love the one they're with and they couldn't stand it to be without them for more than a couple weeks!
 

OregonMeds

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That is creative, she should stand up and be counted because I'll plus rep her for that one even though I don't support plant abuse in general no matter what the reason may be.

It's not like she dumped gasoline in them, it did give you a chance to catch it. Didn't the water come out of the hose blue though?

Those can be used ea time you water without killing the plant though so maybe she did more than just that or were you already pushing the plants near burning on your own?

If she did more than just what you think that may not be stuff you want to actually smoke as is, who knows what's in it could be agent orange in there now. Turn it into hash if you have a choice to at least get rid of any crap in the vegitative material.

Hopefully she's not that mean to poison you with your own weed. I won't plus rep her if you are dead next week.
 

Toker88

Active Member
Well.... lol... THAT SAID:

1. MAYBE the Ex was sitting on my lap at the bench while i was assisting her taking a hit from the small pipe...

2. MAYBE I was sharing a mouth to mouth shotgun after the hit...

3. MAYBE the good green we were chiefin came from my GF's stash...

4. MAYBE I was so high i dont remember a goddamn thing and i'm not fessin up to shit!!!! lol (yeah i like that one right there... i plead the fizzith!)

Hahahaha I see... Well just be thankful you were not dating a chick like me haha I would've taken the plants (for myself), and probably kicked you rrrreeeaaalllyyy hard in the nuts... that being said, at least your 'man-hood' is still attached right? lol

Ths reminds me of some crazy shit accross the street 2 weeks ago... I'm going for a stoned bike ride and all of a sudden some chick is SCREAMIN at this dude in the driveway (she caught him cheating apparently) and she went nuts, keyed his SUV, smashed some shit in the boat he had in the driveway and then got into her SUV and charged at him! LOL No word of a lie-- it was insane!

All this to say.... could've been worse :) lol
 

kho20

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Hahahaha I see... Well just be thankful you were not dating a chick like me haha I would've taken the plants (for myself), and probably kicked you rrrreeeaaalllyyy hard in the nuts... that being said, at least your 'man-hood' is still attached right? lol

Ths reminds me of some crazy shit accross the street 2 weeks ago... I'm going for a stoned bike ride and all of a sudden some chick is SCREAMIN at this dude in the driveway (she caught him cheating apparently) and she went nuts, keyed his SUV, smashed some shit in the boat he had in the driveway and then got into her SUV and charged at him! LOL No word of a lie-- it was insane!

All this to say.... could've been worse :) lol

exactly she didnt go all ape shit crazy she quiet orcastrated the plan and let you destroy your shit your self but hell she mite of did something then added the MG bottle to cover her tracks jus in case you caught that fuck dude i can't get over how fuckin mean this shit was lol


oh and the stoned bike ride part haha i do that
 

hater hurter

Active Member
I'm taking her side. I am imagining her to be Donna from the 70's Show.

You of course are Eric Forman.
does that make you fez? or seth green's character?


i think i'd have to rep her too. knowing me i wouldn't have found the miracle gro bottle till they were dead and i was setting up a new grow. i'd be like" hey, what's this connected to the washer?" :confused: " :evil:that evil bitch!"
 

ganjaluvr

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So me and my longtime girlfriend of 5 years love growing n tokin green obviously.... sigh... so she caught me smokin it up with an ex at the park... not cool... yeah i know i'm a loser for that one... but then she got dirty...

see the way my GR is setup... i have the washing machine connection split so i can water the babies.... the bitch took a miracle grow bottle (you know the inline one's you can put right on the hose?) and connected it behind the washer... man... so she leaves me and sure enough 2 weeks later my plants are burning bad i cant figure what the fuck is goin on... i'm flushing the pots with water and all tryna fix em and little do i know i'm just killin em more!!!

so just the other day i looked behind the washer and what the fuck do i see?

touche my love... touche... (i know you're reading this!)

That's one cold ass bitch man. I don't mean to disrespect, but that takes some planning and thinking. That didn't just pop into her head. She had been planning that for a while bro. Ouch... better luck next time. :)

:peace:
 
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chitownsmoking

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i would have slapped the shit outta her and threw her out
 

Anjinsan

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does that make you fez? or seth green's character?


i think i'd have to rep her too. knowing me i wouldn't have found the miracle gro bottle till they were dead and i was setting up a new grow. i'd be like" hey, what's this connected to the washer?" :confused: " :evil:that evil bitch!"
I'll be Fez...he eventually gets with Eric's sister...and I think he had Jackie for a little while too.
 

kho20

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I'll be Fez...he eventually gets with Eric's sister...and I think he had Jackie for a little while too.

he did marry erics sister but jus so he could stay in the country and the whole jackie thing was all screwed up...
all he got was big rhonda , the crazy chick and the dmv girl lolbongsmilie
 

ChicoGranjero

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shit man call the police
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE MAN NICE LOL BEST LAUGH I'VE GOTTEN IN AWHILE...

you know the even funnier part is that usually it takes the police about 45 minutes to get to my neighborhood even if someone gets shot... i bet it'll take them less than 10 minutes to respond to this!
 

Anjinsan

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he did marry erics sister but jus so he could stay in the country and the whole jackie thing was all screwed up...
all he got was big rhonda , the crazy chick and the dmv girl lolbongsmilie
He did DO eric's sister though. Just saw the camping episode a week ago or something...she said he was "ok" which was good enough for Fez! (hell considering how many d00d's have hit that...ok is probably OK) :)

yeah but that crazy chick was smoking hot...you know sex with her had to be off the wall crazy fun. I think that I could put up with that for atleast a few months... :)

Noes I refuse Big Rhonda. Refuse I say!
 

kho20

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He did DO eric's sister though. Just saw the camping episode a week ago or something...she said he was "ok" which was good enough for Fez! (hell considering how many d00d's have hit that...ok is probably OK) :)

yeah but that crazy chick was smoking hot...you know sex with her had to be off the wall crazy fun. I think that I could put up with that for atleast a few months... :)

Noes I refuse Big Rhonda. Refuse I say!
oh shit i remember that now in kelso van then hes not allowed in then fez and lorie steal the van and leave em all out there and they miss graduation

oh yeah id stick in ther for caroline had a girl that was twisted off like her ( like schitzo and manaic bipolar and manic depressive) and it was crazy good jus like i slept with an eye open hahaha:o
 
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