Getting a little too friendly wth dealers.

your gonna play urself,calling her now would be like gettin a girls number and calling her as soon as u get home,showing signs of being desperate.chicks hate that shit,why you think "and please correct me if i am wrong" but you always can get mad punocho when you already have a girlfriend. i'm telling you play your game with her not hers, u makein the wrong move now could blow ur connect eww i would hate!!!

^^^^ i would hate that

Im goin over there to buy some dope, the take her out for coffee... then im gunna nail her....

She's PWNING YOU!! lol....your going to keep going back to buy weed, just filling her pockets. You better hit that! Sorry ladies.

Dude, I gotta get muh bud from somewhere...

dont listen to shorty, this guy's not getting laid. going for it means having balls, women like balls. dont even take her for coffee, just go in there and make a couple moves on her like you expect her to want it.

lol ur right i'm not i gotta wife and kids this was in my younger yrs

you have no game

dude. it's all about the lines. you gotta make her laugh.

have plenty of good lines about weed, aphrodisiacs, sex and her body. make her laugh.

charm, my man, charm. if you didn't get in there this time, maybe next.

it's a game; like the man a few posts up said, you gotta show a little balls. even if she turns you down once, they like to see you keep your cool, bounce back from a reject and try again with another move LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED! women want to be worked for!

actually man what you did the first time you visted her was perfect, just you should have kissed her thats all. just do what you did before cuz she dug it, but next time when yall chillin on the couch like you said all close to each other kiss her when the moment looks ripe.

just go there with the same attitude you had last time, dont ask her out or nothin like that. just go get your bud and see if shes enjoys making out with you.

Very interesting thread. My most succesful line of conquest was, "i was thinking the three of us should go back to my place and get naked". It worked to create 3 different threesomes throughout my life. And it has worked with solo occasions(i was thinking that we should get naked) as well. Its not threating at all to suggest getting naked, especially if she's already half there. If she knew you were coming over and had the twins out for your arrival, its already yours. Then again, if she is your only dank connect, play it cool so you don't lose your dope.

hahaha zoolander, but how you guna lose the connect if you get wit her?

Women can be weird sometimes, its a hard call. Maybe she is looking for something regular and if dude doesnt show up she'll think hes an asshole. Or she just wants to fuck and dude mught read too much into it and all. Women are tender flowers, just open up the petals and play it from there

Why not just be fuck buddies with your dealer? This seems like a win-win to me. Don't take her to coffee, just have sex. No need to date, just get your rocks off and buds for cheap. I'd keep it casual if I were you, but that's just what I was like. I'm married now and still get my rocks off and bud for free.

man just place her hand on your fucking stiffy bro!!!! and be like "SEE THE WEED IS WORKING!" HAHAHA ya man go for it..what does it hurt? I guess maybe if she gets insulted you wont get any more doja from her? But hey if it does work you get doja and some pussy! Do it for mankind!

one word:

shotgun


a girl made this move on me the first time i saw it. before you rip the bong, tell her you're gonna give her a shotgun. when she gets confused because there there no blunt, and laughs and says "what?" you're already inhaling -oh well, too late to explain it to her now- clear what you can and lean in, seal lips, no tounge and blow.

If there is ever a way to pick up a chick who smokes and throws out a vibe or two, this is it. and be confident

Dude what's wrong with you?

I woulda been like...



Hey babay...... wanna wrestle?

ya man go for it.....smash that!!!!!!!

Stoned Bhudda said:

Shes cute. Shes got some chub, but hey, I like a little layer of cushon. lol Shes a red-head.. an shes short

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More Cushon for the pushin

^theifin mofo