Get in the Kitchen and Make me a Sandwich, BITCH!

Yessica...

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wait..what? like this? keep that backdoor open...
hahahahahahahahah

Best Vagina Dentata picture I have ever seen! Did you MAKE that?

I usually just get all mine from internets and the google-box machine. I don't have the patience to make pictures anymore.

Well done sir.
 

WeedFreak78

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hahahahahahahahah

Best Vagina Dentata picture I have ever seen! Did you MAKE that?

I usually just get all mine from internets and the google-box machine. I don't have the patience to make pictures anymore.

Well done sir.
nope..google provides all my material..I'm too lazy to do it myself..plus I only have MS paint..it would end up looking like this>(yet another google provided masterpiece!)
 

Yessica...

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nope..google provides all my material..I'm too lazy to do it myself..plus I only have MS paint..it would end up looking like this>(yet another google provided masterpiece!)
bahahahahahahahahahaha

OOOoooooh my gawd! hahahaha

You are FUNNY!

Didn't @UncleReemis have an MS Paint thread? Whatever happened to that one? Locked?
 

The Outdoorsman

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I've been eating nothing but turkey sandwiches last 2 1/2 days. Think I'm just getting over H1N1 bird flu. I should get tested. Didn't eat solid food for 3 days last week. Lost about 5 pounds of winter fat so I guess that's cool.

I don't normally take pics of sammies but here is a veggie one I felt compelled to photo.
I don't remember exactly but based it off a local coffee shop's rendition.
Something like
lettuce, good tomato, cucumber, sprouts, cream cheese, dried cranberry, onion, probably some other shit. Doesn't need meat though. Tasty.

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Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I've been eating nothing but turkey sandwiches last 2 1/2 days. Think I'm just getting over H1N1 bird flu. I should get tested. Didn't eat solid food for 3 days last week. Lost about 5 pounds of winter fat so I guess that's cool.

I don't normally take pics of sammies but here is a veggie one I felt compelled to photo.
I don't remember exactly but based it off a local coffee shop's rendition.
Something like
lettuce, good tomato, cucumber, sprouts, cream cheese, dried cranberry, onion, probably some other shit. Doesn't need meat though. Tasty.

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Oh GAWD that looks good...

I LOVE food porn! I know most of you prefer bud porn, followed by real porn. I'll take food porn any day! Although I don't grow yet. I'm sure if I ever do, I'll be all over the bud porn.

Maybe I just like ALL porn? But FOOD PORN the best.

Thank you for making a deposit in the food porn spank bank.

Right click. save!
 

HoLE

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next time my wife makes me one of her smashed breaded veal sammiches with red and yelloow peppers and onions and shrooms with sauce on an awesome kaiser I'll put new batteries in the camera and get a shot,,,Like california Sammiches or San Fran Cisco's ,,but better
 

Yessica...

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Nope never saw it..I should probably leave the guy(?) alone. He seems to be making a change to be not such a tool..
Totes!

Oh shit, that just reminded me - he was attacking one of my Canadian brethren.

I gotta put a stop to that, I liked that kid. The Canadian
 
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