Funny Acid Trip

In my younger years I used to trip a lot and so did all my friends. One night about 20+ got together on a buddy of mines private land and had a big bonfire/party. Almost everyone there was frying. Anyway I'm laying in the back of this pickup truck just zoning out. Next thing I know I hear someone yell "Cops!!". At that exact same instant Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson came on at about 100 decibels. My world became "duh na na nah, duh na na nuh" with flashing red and blue lights everywhere. Anyway me and my two best friends take off like striped ass apes. We ran right over this poor girl running full blast and were all really big guys. LOL she jumped up and started running with us.

OK heres the funny part. Have you ever seen Jurassic Park where they are running in the middle of the dinosaur herd that is stampeding? OK me and my buddy both had the same trip. We were in Jurassic Park and we were trying our damnedest not to get stomped on by dinosaurs. We ran about 1/4 mile into the boonies when we heard people yelling. We stopped to listen with the poor girl still in tow and bleeding from several shallow cuts from being knocked on her ass and drug by three 200+ pounds raving idiots. Anyway we hear all these people laughing and yelling at us calling us pussies. So we sneak back just close enough to see what the hell was going on. Apparently the flashing lights was another buddy of ours that works for the fire department and he thought it would be funny to pretend to bust our "party". Of course we didn't know this and had no fucking clue what was happening, all we knew was that the cops had disappeared and we looked like idiots. We started thinking maybe we had all imagined the whole thing. One thing we did know was that there were several people having a nice laugh at our expense so we tried to play it off cool and just wandered around in the boonies for like an hour, then we casually strolled back like nothing had happened. Of course when we got back everyone was like "Why did you run"? We were like "You didn't see that herd of dinosaurs stampede through here"?

Another funny tale...

When I was in High School my best friend was a preachers son. LOL yeah imagine the good times we had. Anyway we were driving down the street one day smoking my truck out. My buddy Jayson takes this huge puff puff from this big old grandpa looking pipe, like something a hobbit would smoke out of ok....I'm not really paying attention since I'm really really stoned. I hear him mumble something like "dude....wheres the smoke at?????....Its really quite in the vehicle music is down low, were just cruisin, all slanted eyed and shit right....Next thing I know he screams out "HOLY SHIT IT'S EMMA LUNGS". It was so unexpected and so loud I almost dropped a deuce right there. I about ran off the road. Anyway he yelled "Holy shit its in my lungs" but I heard Emma Lungs and for a minute I thought I had ran over an old lady named Emma until I figured out what the fuck was going on. After I recovered from the shock of killing a little old church lady we laughed our asses off. Like had to pull over because we were crying so hard. We ended up naming that pipe Emma Lungs.

Unfortunately im not even stoned right now, and Im still crying that was so funny. Thank you

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I had a messed up acid trip way back,I dunno how many of us was trippin that night.Seemed like the whole city was trippin,my cousin and I both took a hit.We walked around for hours in tank-tops when it was a max of 40 degreez outside.My other cousin passed us a joint that had a good couple grams in it.We each took like one hit and passed her a roach.I never knew I was capable of takin hits that big.We saw the weirdest shit that night,telephone lines were moving by themselves and stuff on tops of buildings were also.Antennas looked like verticle snakes.We went back to the house after trippin for a bout 6 hours to chill out.He saw the funniest thing of all...it was really dark so u can just about imagine.But yea I was spacing when he was like "Hey,I think I see the grim reaper in the bathroom taking a shit".We both lost it and then the freakiest thing of all happened.We was blazin another joint this one had opium in it.Out of nowhere we both saw the same thing.It was like a hologram,u know those 3-d cards that when u turn em sideways the picture pops out at u in a weird green color.Well what we saw was kind of like that except it came out of the floor right between us and it was an indian with a tomahawk and full head-dress.It freaked us the hell out so we turned on the light.Bout an hour or so later we both passed out but still laught about it to this day.

lol sweet, nickled hit me with a pm buddy

dogpoopsmoke said:

One thing we did know was that there were several people having a nice laugh at our expense so we tried to play it off cool and just wandered around in the boonies for like an hour, then we casually strolled back like nothing had happened. Of course when we got back everyone was like "Why did you run"? We were like "You didn't see that herd of dinosaurs stampede through here"?

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That always works man

ohh mate, hahahahahahahaha cheers for sharing it.

gotta share some more when you memory becomes a little clearer, i laughted my as off with the last one.
acid storys are the funniest most illlogical ones ever.

also anyone play with calidescopes when there trippin?

One time i was totally fucked up at some skatepark, and i remember looking over and i thought i saw my parents. ANd then i kept telling myself, "its ok keep it cool, they dont know youre high etc etc". I remember thinking that they were trying to see if i was high or not lol. So anyways i glance up and i give like a total wave to these people who are like 20 feet away and they were like, "who the fuck is this guy waving at us" lol

LOL I think I've had that same trip.

wouldnt that give you a bad trip?

I used to play guitar with a band...one night all of us were tripping on some blotter AND shrooms....we spent at least 4 HOURS trying to tune the fuckin guitars!!! No matter what we did they never sounded in tune...we even had an electronic tuner but even using that it never sounded right..I think our senses were SO elevated we could hear far better than we thought!

i remember giving me m8 coockie a 3 ltr bucket. he took it, coughed, turned white and passed out. in the space of about 5 seconds. i wasnt tripping but that shit was well fucking trippy.

This is all preparing me well. I'm rpobably going to eat soem Lsd with soem friends tomorrow night. I can't wait.
Last time I tripped LSD it was fucking ridiculous. I remember sitting here in this very room with my 3 friends just laughing for hours. Then we went and grabbed some bannanas from the kitchen. The bannanas were just ridiculously hilarious, and tasty. It's so fucking funny to see a gigantic bannana tracer, as much as you want.
I just remember so much hysterical laughing.
I can't wait for tomorrow night!

cant believe i read all that ^^

very nice trip man ^^ i was in switzerland @ the Trainstation in City Zug.... anyways the bloody trainstation was a trance party with lights going off and on.... ^^ crazy shit