Funniest thing you've seen someone do while high?

No joke, I actually witnessed this. I was smoking at a buddies house and he invited this noob smoker over to join us. This dude was a dickhead, a tough talkin, fat dude who thought his balls hung lower than everyone elses. You know the type. Anyway, my buddy has a 2 liter bottle that he keeps piss in, kinda nasty but he uses it a nutrient boost for his cannaplants. We loaded a bowl and fired it up. The dude starts chokin and tearing up, reaches for the bottle of piss marked A&w cream soda, and takes a huge gulp. Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!

lol one day this tough talkin kid came over to my house and talkin bout how much he smokes....blah blah blah than he straight passes out. Next day or two were in my garage and one of my friends is puffin on a ladder and he passes out and falls off the ladder. He woke up like WTF is going on like we all just pulled some prank on him it was hella funny....not piss drinkin funny but still funny

The guys who try to act all tough are the ones that crack me up. I smoked some really dank stuff in this kids garage, and he was a skateboarder. So me believing the stereotype that all skaters are stoners, I lit up some "Bill White Widow" (named after our mayor Bill White. He took 3 hits, way too much for a noob like him, and then proceeded to prove that he could do a 360 on his board. I laughed as he was laying on the ground screming like he was getting buttfucked. He broke his arm.

my buddy smears lightning bugs across his teeth. so his teeth are glowing. then he waits for his girl to not notice, then makes out with her. Good times............

a long time ago, my friends and i made a bong out of a gord. we name it gordy. that somamabitch would hit like a motherfucker. we all use to squat down and take ten slow deep breaths, then slowly stand up as we took the biggest hit we could. and for every1 who has experienced as severe head rush knows that if you do not let the air out and continue to hold it, that you are most certain to pass the fuck out. well it my buddy's younger brother's first time hitting gordy. we told him to squat down, take 10 deep breaths and slowly stand up as he took a tremendous hit. he was standing beside a swinging kitchen door in an old house. like two seconds after he stood up from hitting gordy you could see his soul leave as his body collapsed through the swinging door, too funny every1 laughed so hard they cried.

it must have sucked for that dumbass to drink the piss. did he throw up, or let it digest. OMG i would have spewwed everything that i ate since kindergarden.

Ugh. My friend ran around the block butt-ass naked singing "I Will Survive" very loud at 3:30 in the morning. Actually that was probably the Gin... Lol

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earlier tonight, my brother n law got bit on the face by a mosquito and slapped the shit out of himself. i had no idea why he did until he explained but i thought that shit was funny as hell.

My friend was high enough to squeez a qurter of onion over her food plate to squeez out some LEMON JUICE out of it complaining that this lemon is dry!!!